(U/N) POV
"(U/N) could you come with me to grab materials?" Lisbeth asks
"I guess I could," I reply
Lately, I've been chilling at Lisbeth's place. We still sleep in the same room, and every night she would end up rolling onto me. At this point, I'm not sure if it's being done accidentally or what.
"Get your mind out of the gutter you cheating pervert," Crystal yells at me inside my head. I still can't get them out. The voices, all they do is make me feel like shit. I've had a bit of happiness, something I haven't had since I joined this game. Then boom, there they are saying insults that would break most people.
I grab my axe, and also Lisbeth's mace.
"Here," I say as I throw her the mace. She catches it and makes a smile, "thanks"
"So where to?" I ask
"Floor 69, I hear they have some good stuff," Lisbeth says with a face of determination
"69," I chuckle
"Huh?" Lisbeth says not realizing
"You know...69," I say trying to hold my laughter in because of her cluelessness
"O," she says walking away, "it's just a number"
I teleport to floor 69 and instantly I knew it's a mistake.
There were love hotels everywhere! I guess Kayaba ran out of ideas when he made this floor.
"So what's good here? Other then a big black cow" I say grinning
"Um, I hear they have a special type of white substance, called cumioxde," she says
My face drops, "seriously, for Pete sake, I could have made it at home," I tell her
"Huh?" She says confused
"Just don't ask" I answer, "but be warned" I finished
"Anyway, another item is a special type of armour called lingerie, I hear it's popular," Lisbeth says
"Lisbeth, no....just....no," I say facepalming
"What?" She asks
"Were you kept from the outside world by your parents or what?," I ask
"Um, no?" She asks confused
"Well then.....I have a lot to teach you" I say as I sit down and pat the spot beside me.
She sits down and I explain everything.....everything
"Dear God, (U/N) why are you talking about this in public?" She asks
"You didn't know," I reply
"I see...how'd you know?" She says as she tries to set me up for a tease
"Listen, there's this amazing thing called the Internet, and I'll let you know I wasn't always single," I say trying to turn the tides
"O yeah, I'll let you know, I was playing you," Lisbeth says proudly
"Wait what? I gave that embarrassing teaching lesson for nothing!" I say as I'm on the ground sulking.
"Yep, all in vain, and I only brought you here to tease ya," Lisbeth admits
"I see, well then," I say grabbing her arm and rushing to one of the many hotels. I booked a room faster then an eye can blink. And before Lisbeth knew it, we were in a room
"How'd you like me now!" I say as I laughing in triumph
"You wasted money on this," Lisbeth says disapprovingly
"Not wasted, I mean, you can get all the cumioxide you want, just look under the bed," I tell her
We both look under the bed, and I'm not joking. There were bricks of Cumioxide. I guess she wasn't joking around about that.
"Jackpot," she says
"No not jackpot!" I yell as she picks one up
"That's fucking gross," I tell her
"How? it comes from the mountains and it is put in the rooms because they have a good smell." Lisbeth defends
"I'm not sniffing that," I say
"Ok your loss," the pink-haired girl says has she sniffs the metal
"I'm out," I say going to leave
"Not so fast," She says before grabbing me and throwing me on the bed.
"I'm innocent!" I call out
Liz starts doing an evil laugh.
"Since you spent money on this place, I suppose we can stay the night.," she says
"......"
"Wha?" She asks
"Hard to take you seriously, when your face is pinker than your hair," I say
"O please, your whole face is red," She counters
"That doesn't matter..." I tell her
"Whatever," Lisbeth says before going back and starts to stores the metal in her inventory. She did that for the rest of the day. When she hopped in bed, we had sides to sleep on.....it didn't last. Within minutes, she was cuddled up to me. And for once, I smiled and wrapped my arms around her.
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(Lisbeth x male reader) The Woodsmen and the Smith
Fanfiction(U/N) lost everything he had, his family, his friends, his lover, all to a game. SAO was the first full VRMMORPG of its time. (Y/N) and everyone close to him logged on, only to be slaughtered. In his depression, he meets his light at the end of the...
