My two brothers, as far as I can remember, had agreed on something. I get snacks. They go wait for me.
Im at Walmart, getting snacks for us to eat. I'm in the chips aisle when I see a teenage boy running around drunk. He crashes into my cart. "Hey! Watch where you are going!" I grunt as I attempt to get my cart back on it's wheels, which I almost fail at. The boy starts to plead.
"You've gotta help me! You have to stop me!" I stare at him confusingly. "With...?"
"From making this book! My homie Connor asks me to make an AJR book, and I was apparently drunk... it was a stupid smut fanfic he ended up getting beat up for."
I get confused. Book? Connor?
"Ryan and Jack are gay. Also, it's SUPER weird."
My brothers are not gay.
"Look kiddo, I'm not going to deal with this. I'm going home with my chips and drinks and my brothers are going to watch a Netflix show. And my brothers ARENT gay for each other!"
I didn't know the man would be so helpful, however.
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The Adam Notes
RandomAdam watches in confusion as he watches his two younger brothers Jack and Ryan be gay, while blasting Sweet Home Alabama on his Airpods
