"Imma give you twenty five reasons why you gon be in love wit the demon dick." Nuni said pointing at the dry erase board.
"You listening bitch i'm tryna give you good information!" She said snapping in my face.
"Girl move i'm listening."
"Okay so boom baby check this out that demon dick gotta be bomb bitch wanna know why? I came up with a hypothesis on why."'She said whipping out her marker.
"Nine times outta ten the dick gon be big not just any type of big but the abnormally big the type of big that'll touch yo soul the typa big that'll have you on bed rest for the next two or three weeks."
"And why would I want that?"
"Bitch why wouldn't you? it's the typa dick that'll make you fall in love hoe! get it together bitch head in the game hoe and that's on EA sports."
"I like her she's funny."
I ignore him and rolled my eyes at Nuni.
"The tongue gotta be magical bitch it be hitting every spot you ain know even exist bitch stop joaning."
"He got any single friends? i'll make em fall in love wit this super soaker 3000 don't play with it."
"You need some serious help." I said frowning up.
"When his dick touch yo soul tell me so i'll be prepared lord knows I need some of that earth shattering dick right now."
"You a damn nymphomaniac you need help."
"No what I need is dick...all day...everyday maybe?"
"Whatever get out my room and take that raggedy ass board with you too." I said fanning her out.
"Bitch fuck you me and my board too bougie for your shit." She said flipping her hair leaving.
I closed my door and plopped on my bed sighing.
"I can feel you in here." I said aloud.
"I know I just like watching you." I heard my door lock.
"Strip for me mama." I felt his plump lips go down my neck making my skin heat up with every peck he left in his trail.
