Namjoon : Apshagun

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Namjoon with Indian parents.

Summary: Superstitions and Joon's super powers are serious enemies!

Mrs. Kim was busy hanging the wet clothes at the balcony. When she sees Namjoon enter the kitchen to put something in the sink.

Mother : Jo bhi hai, dho ke rakh do! Saara kaam mei hi karti hu akele!

Namjoon as the 'aagya kari aur sanskari putra' he is, doesn't even have complains.

Namjoon : Haan mummy!

And soon enough, the sound of glass breaking is heard.

Mother : Ab kya tora!

Namjoon : Plate 90° pe tut gayi...

The fact that the plate broke in two perfect halves, made his mother sigh and give him some other work.

Mother : Kya karu mei tera? Jao ja ke Mirror saaf karo, colin udhar rakha hai.

Namjoon grabs the colin while remembering that,

"Log toh puchenge hi, kyu ki Colin ki safai de chamak aisi, ekdam neyi jesi"

- As said by the Lady with short brown hair and beige blazer who lies about her furniture being branded.


While cleaning the little handy mirror, a crack is heard.

Mother :  SHISHA TOR DIYA!!!! APSHAGUN HO GAYA! SUNTE HAI JI?!!?!!

However, father is too busy opening the milk packet for his chai or like the Americans say, 'chai tea'.

Father : Beta suno, call aa raha hai- thora ye boil kar do.

Basically, he saved Joon's ass.

That's what you atleast thought.

Mother : DUDH JALA DIYA! AP-SHA-GUN!!!!! TERA MEI KYA KARU!  NAMJOON YE KYA BEHAVIOR HAI? PAISA PER PE UGTE HAI KYA?

~ Next day ~

Joon's mother at lunch with moms of other bts members :

Haan ji, first aya hai Namjoon is baar bhi! Mei kya batau aapko, itna acha baccha hai. Ekdam shaant hai, aur mei toh daat ti bhi nahi hu, usse negativity aati hai * laughs *

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- Sarisha🌱

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