Worker 1: hello and welcome to Straw Berry Summer Cake Cafe what would you like
Blueberry Man: i want blue berry smoothie....
Worker 1: ok coming right up
Worker 1: *makes popsicle but it's a peach popsicle instead of a blue berry popsicle*
Worker 1: ok here is your delicious peach smoothie that you ordered ma'am
Blueberry Man: this..is..the..wrong...ORDER! *throws peach smoothie on the ground breaks it*
Worker 1: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs away from Blueberry Man*
Blueberry Man: I WILL KILL YOU LIKE YOU KILLED MY SMOOTHIE! *gets out blueberry knife*
Worker 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Blueberry Man: *chases Worker 1 into parking lot*
Worker 1: WHY ME?!
Blueberry Man: *kills Worker 1*
*two days later*
Worker 2: hey welcome to Straw Berry Summer Cake Cafe what you want
Blueberry Man: I... need... blue berry... smoothie...
Worker 2: ok... *eye rolls*
Worker 2: hehehe, I can't wait to see the look on her face when I purposely make her smoothie the wrong flavor!
Worker 2: *makes the smoothie the wrong flavor on purpose*
Worker 2: ok...*giggles* here is your smoothie...
Blueberry Man: this.. is.. the...wrong...ORDER!!!!
Worker 2: a-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blueberry Man: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO RUDE!!!! *gets out blue berry knife*
Worker 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Blueberry Man: *chases Worker 2 all the way into the next building's parking lot*
Worker 2: I'M SO SORRY!!!! I'LL NEVER MAKE A SMOOTHIE THE WRONG FLAVOR ON PURPOSE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Blueberry Man: *kills Worker 2*
*two more days later*
Worker 3: hi welcome to Straw Berry Summer Cake Cafe what would you like
Blueberry Man: I want blue berry smoothie...and you BETTER not get it wrong this time....
Worker 3: uh ok coming right up
Worker 3: *makes blue berry smoothie but doesn't get the order wrong unlike the other workers (Worker 1 and Worker 2)*
Worker 3: ok here is your amazing blue berry smoothie that you ordered ma'am
Blueberry Man: hmm, wow...you got my order right...you know what that means....
Blueberry Man: * hypnotizes Worker 3 into making a peach smoothie instead of a blue berry smoothie*
Worker 3: here is your is your amazing and yummy peach smoothie that you ordered ma'am
Blueberry Man: You...got...my....order......WRONG!! *throws smoothie on the ground and smashes it* YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! *smashes table in half and chases after Worker 3*
Worker 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Blueberry Man: THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR MAKING MY SMOOTHIE THE WRONG FLAVOR!!!! AND IT WILL YOUR LAST PUNISHMENT, TOO!!!!!!!!!!! *gets out blue berry knife*
Worker 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blueberry Man: *chases Worker 3 all the way into the Straw Berry Summer Cake Cafe's parking lot*
Worker 3: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOUR SMOOTHIE THE WRONG FLAVOR!!!! IT WAS LIKE I MADE YOU THE RIGHT FLAVOR THEN I WENT INTO A TRANCE AND WHEN I GOT OUT OF IT I SAW A PEACH SMOOTHIE ON THE TABLE AND YOU LOOKING MAD AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Blueberry Man: *kills Worker 3*
*five days of psycho Blue Berry Man killing a bunch of workers because they got her order wrong later*
Blueberry Man: there's no more workers left...no more people left to give me a blue berry smoothie...the only thing i can do is become the manager and build this company up again.....and i shall do that....
*two months later*
Worker 6: hey boss, I've always wondered how you became the manager of this store....can you tell me a story about how you became the big boss of Straw Berry Summer Cake Cafe?
Blueberry Man: i...want...blue berry....SMOOTHIE!
To Be Continued....
Why did I put so much effort into this horrible piece of crap book-
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Blueberry Man (Third Book In The "A Weird Book Me And My Friend Made" Series)
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