Zombified

Hi I'm Rick and this is my buddy Chris we travel in two just in case something should happen.  We live in Phoenix Arizona so it's always hot here and depending on the day it can be dangerous to the point where we have to stay in the house because it's so hot and that is not always a good thing.  Well anyway yesterday when I was sitting in my living room with my buddy Chris I thought I heard a sound so I told Chris and he said no it's so quiet in here your bugging so I said let's get up so we did. We then looked around the whole house saw nothing then all of a sudden I turn around and look out the window and what do I see a zombie that's right a half dead zombie. I don't know what to do so I look at Chris and tell him to go around and lock all the doors and Windows so they can't get in.  After that I tell Chris to look around and pay attention incase there is anymore while I run upstairs to load the guns and pack some stuff because we have to try and get out of this town but one rule is that you should always travel light.  Once I have finished packing I comeback down to see that Chris is eating food. I then yell dude are you paying attention do you even care? Did you see anymore zombies? Chris says shit I got caught up with this beautiful girl at the door. She had to use the bathroom so I let her in. Rick looks at Chris with a angry angry look on his face saying what if she's a zombie? What if she gets us or the place infected ? Then what are we going to do. Chris reply's with your right but wait till you see her you'll see how beautiful she is. Suddenly once she finishes up in the bathroom and comes out Rick hands Chris a gun and says here take one it's better to be safe then sorry. Then out of no where she says I'm not a zombie which you don't know whether to believe that or not yet and mind you this girl is skinny, about 5,2, has blonde hair and blue eyes oh and loves to eat Cheetos. Chris says hi to the girl and then asks her if she needs anything and the girl yells Cheetos. A little while later after looking around the whole house Chris finds the only bag of Cheetos that they have left and hands them to the girl and then says hi I'm Chris and this is my buddy Rick we travel together. Rick looks at Chris and says Chris what are you doing this girl could be a zombie and could make us become zombified but don't worry because we will be leaving first thing in the morning to start our journey to New York pack light and make sure you bring enough stuff and are prepared it is going to take a couple of days by car. Now that we know there are no zombies around and that we  are probably safe until tomorrow unless other wise we should try and get to bed. The girl says wait my name is Madison and Chris says that's a beautiful name you can sleep on the couch for the night good night.