Things I will not do at hogwarts

Bonus!

I just felt like writing more today. Enjoy :)

11. I will not set Dumbledore's beard on fire. Even though it's pretty funny.

12. I will stop insisting that Harry should be called ' The Boy Who Didn't Die ' instead of

' The Boy Who Lived ' it means the same thing and no one really cares.

13. I will not magically give Draco a tattoo of a ferret on his forehead, even if it's washable.

14. I will not start an unauthorized Spirit Week.

15. Tuesday will not be ' Cast Random Spells at Professor Snape ' day during my unauthorized Spirit Week.

16. I will not record Snape singing ' Monster Mash ' and play it in the Great Hall during Halloween.

17. I will not dye Voldemort's clothes pink and glue bunnies on them.

18. I will not set Fluffy loose in the slitherin's common room.

19. I will not make a video of what happens when I set Fluffy loose in the slitherin's common room and put it on Youtube.

20. I will not eat anything I get from a Weasley or friend of a Weasley.

21. If Percy wanted a biker jacket with a skull on it for Christmas, he would have said so.

22. I will not set a tape recorder to randomly start playing Peanut Butter Jelly Time during Potions.

23. When Snape tells me to turn the annoying song off, I will not set it to play Friday instead.

24. I will not start a kick ball team for hogwarts.

25. I will not insist that Dumbledore be goaly for our team.

26. I will not try to steal a unicorn and take it home to be my pet.

That's all I got so far. I know it's not very good, but oh well.