Things I will not do at hogwarts

10 things I will not do at hogwarts

Hello ladies and crazys, I'm here today to tell you ten things I will not do at Hogwarts this year. I'll try to be as original as possible. I'm just gonna say it now : I do not own anything to do with Harry Potter. As much as I wish I did, I don't. Letz gett dis thang started!

1. I will not dye Malfoy's hair purple and black. He doesn't care if I think it looks really cool.

2. I will not throw quills at professor Snape's head " because I was bored "

3. I will not hold the sorting hat captive when I demand that Dumbledore give us a longer Christmas break.

4. I will not threaten to push Dumbledore off the top of one of the towers when I demand that he give us a longer Christmas break.

5. I will not demand that Dumbledore give us a longer Christmas break at all.

6. I will not tell Ginny that Harry is cheating on her with Ron, even if I really think it's true.

7. I will not use a polyjuice potion to make myself look like Harry and confess my feelings to Draco.

8. I will not lock Percy in a room with Fluffy, no matter how much Fred and George encourage me.

9. I will not insist that hogwarts have an origami club. No one else cares how to make a paper shuriken. ( besides people who are ninjas! )

10. I will not ' break the fourth wall ' by telling Harry that he is actually a fictional main character in a world wide popular book and movie series.

That's it for now!