Tequila Joseph X Caesar Zeppeli JJBA

Chapter 1

After a long day of hamon training Tequila Joseph and Caesar were very tired. As Joseph and Caesar were walking home they had gotten into a little argument. They were fighting how Lisa Lisa was being a little bitch. Caesar has
obviously defended her as he should, but Joseph was very adamant about his statement. "Lisa Lisa has been so harsh on us!" he yelled. "She keeps making us do things that are near impossible!". Caesar looked deeply offended. "If you say that about Lisa Lisa again, I will beat your ass, Joseph Joestar, and that is NO JOKE!" Caesar ranted back. Joseph gave him a sly look, almost giggling at Caesar's remark. "You'd really try and beat MY ass? You know I'm much too dummy thicc for you to even try and slap me!" he cheered, "The clapping of my ass cheeks would alert Dio's henchmen! And you don't want that do you now?". Both men stopped dead in their tracks. Caesar looked Joseph dead in the eyes and smirked. He chuckled at Joseph, looking him up and down. "Oh, really, Joseph, you think you have even an OUNCE of cake? From what I see you're flatter than the earth!" Caesar fought back. Joseph's jaw dropped at his words. Joseph then proceeded to slap his own PHAT ass. The sound of his cheeks clapping echoed throughout the island. Caesar's eyes widened the at the delightful sound. "May I try next, Tequila Joseph Joestar, but of course, no homo!" Caesar asked with excitement. Tequila Joseph glanced back at him with a foxy giggle. "Pro homo, bb...".