Tequila Joseph hopped out of bed and paced into the bathroom. He threw is dark brown hair into a messy bun and washed his face. Joseph stared at himself with his icy blue orbs. Caesar barged into the bathroom, visibly drunk off of Jospeh's tequila cabinet. "Caesar, what are you doing!" Joseph yelped as Caesar pulled him out of the bathroom dragging him downstairs. "I sold you to buy cigarettes and vodka because tequila is gross." Caesar barked back while the USSR Anthem blasted out of nowhere. "Your new owners are here now." Joseph looked puzzled while glaring out the window to catch of glimpse of his new owners. A subtle knock on the door was heard and was suddenly threw open. Once Joseph had seen who his new owner would be, his jaw dropped. It was none other than- Harry Styles!?! Joseph pissed himself in excitement and passed out because he's allergic to his own scrumptious self made piss. The End :)
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Tequila Joseph X Caesar Zeppeli JJBA
FanfictionThis is a Joseph Joestar X Caesar Zeppeli fanfic, it's stupid but it'll do. Also this is NOT Nsfw!!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!1!1! >:(
