Percy Jacks-a-lot

Meeting Eros

It was finally over. Kronos was in Tartarus, Luke was dead, and Percy Jackson was being offered godhood by the Olympians. Of course, I was going to refuse the offer, stay with Annabeth, and die happy.

"PERSEUS JACKSON!" Zeus boomed, with a face of both encouragement and worry. "I have a proposition for you, and the six warriors that fought valiantly alongside you. For your courageous efforts, and achievements, I offer godhood and the position of lieutenant to your father's domain! Do you accept?"

"Lord Zeus, as much as I would l-" I started, before a perfectly made feminine voice stopped me.

"Ah-Heeemmmm, Zeusyy boy, don't you think there is a better job we could give this fine fellow, *wink wink*" Aphrodite said, and I had to make the effort not to look at the goddess of love, otherwise I would've fallen head-over-heels for her.

"Aphrodite, what do you mean, better job? Also I thought I told you not to call me Zeusyy boy in pub- I mean anymore! Definitely not what I was about to say," his skin paling.

"What if we make him the God of Pornography, Male Sexuality, and Male Sexual Acts?" The Goddess of Love said almost giddily, with a smile on her face.

"Well, I see a second offer has aros- WAIT WHAT THE HELL APHRODITE?!??!?!!!
WHAT IS GOING THROUGH THAT HEAD OF YOURS TO MAKE YOU THINK OF SUCH OF A THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Hehehe you really have a flair for the dramatics, don'tcha, Sparks-a-lot? But my offer still stands. Will you accept it, Perseus? If you do, I will divorce Hephaestus and will no longer see Ares as I will be yours forever and ever."

My mouth DROPPED. Aphrodite wanted ME?!
This wasn't real. I had to be in Elysium, dead.
How in the world did the immortal goddess of love want me of all demigods?

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I can't believe it. I actually accepted her offer. Of course, it came with with a few extra perks, like being able to manipulate anyone's virginity, increase/decrease my dick size, control when and whether or not I cum and how much and for how long that sort of thing. Also my wife is freaking H-O-T HOT. I can also watch any porno I want to just by thinking about it.
"Oh honey, breakfast is ready! Come get it! I made your favorite, blue pancakes with blue hot chocolate! Come get it dearie!" Said my wife, obviously excited about something.
I stop jacking off and snap my clothes on, a green tank top and some ripped up blue jeans, along with a Camp Demigod hat that has the perfect amount of fade. I teleport downstairs and find Aphs reduced to a moaning mess in puddle of her own juices.

"You naughty girl. Using a vibrator without my permission? Oh, you are so going to get it!"

"WAITPLEASEDONTYETOMYFUCKINGODSOFOLYMPUSITFEELSOGOOD!!!" Screamed Aphs, who seemed to be cumming very soon.

"Also, she wanted to introduce me to you," said a voice I didn't recognize. I turn around lightning fast, ready to turn this intruder into a Celestial Bronze dildo when I see who it is.

"Give me ONE good reason I shouldn't turn you into.......ugh nevermind. What do you want, Sore?"

"I'm not going to acknowledge that comment. Anyway, hi nice to meet you as god to god, friend to friend. I hope we can over that little spat."

"Little spat?!? You freaking caused Annabeth to dump me for a sea nymph!!!! How is that a little spat?!?!?!"

"Honestly Perce, you two kinda had it coming.
You needed to realize that she wasn't that interested in you. She had other ideas, being a child of Athena. I'm gonna put it to ya bluntly kid. She only wanted you for sexual relief. She never cared about you. She only wanted you for your monster cock. Which I'd say is pretty exited right about now," Eros said. (Quick note: Percy is actually looking at Aphrodite's half-nude form at this point and is trying to calm himself down unsuccessfully by stroking himself through his clothes.)

"WHAT THE HELL EROS?!? SCREW YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND MY WIFE'S LIFE RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE A DISGRACEFUL SON OF A TITAN!!!!!!!" I swore at him. "AND IF YOU COME INTO EITHER OF OUR PRESENCES AGAIN, SO HELP ME ZEUS, KRONOS, GAEA, AND CHAOS YOU WILL BE SENT TO TARTARUS TO REFORM FOR 3000 MILLENNIA DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!!!?!!??" At this point, I was radiating power.