Percy Jacks-a-lot

The Wedding Pt 2

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Le day had finally come. Aphrodite put on a strict "No Sex" rule until after our wedding.
It was so that we could consummate it, of course. But that kinda pissed me off. I'm so used to fucking that tight cunt all over house and home that to not be able to is a shock. I'm also a little horny. So I go to the main hall, which I had connected to Poseidon's temple. I find my dad, arguing with someone, but that's impossible seeing as how he's alone.  He's in his usual Camp Half-Blood getup, with the shirt, some khaki shorts, and a fisherman's hat.   "Hey, Dad? Poseidon? W-Who was that you were talking to?"

"Huh? Oh, no one, son. Just some sea nymphs, ya know. Trying to get everything done and ready for tonight. Seeing as how it's your big day, and all. I never would've thought that you would be the one to break Aphrodite from Ares," he said that last part a little teary-eyed.

~~~~Fuck Kronos I have the power to skip time~~~~

Aphrodite POV

Here I was, Aphrodite, the immortal, gorgeous, sexy, knockout, drop dead in your skin beautiful goddess of love, and I cannot figure out what to wear to my own wedding! I mean, sure it was easy enough when I was "marrying" Hephaestus, but cut the crap. He was never going to bear any of MY children looking like that! So, I snap my fingers, and instantly I see who I need, Hera, queen of the gods, and goddess of marriage.

"Hera!" I call out. "Hera! I could really use your help!" I say, desperation creeping into my voice.

"Ooohhh, look who it is, looks like the slut needs some help deciding which outfit is sluttier! Am I right or am I right?" Teased Hera, who was creeping up my need to blast with horrible makeup bomb list.

"Cut the crap. I'm having a crisis and only you can solve it. So can will you help me?" I asked, trying to be as neutral as possible.

"Ugh, Fine Aphrodite, what do you need? I'm kinda busy planning some more revenge against Zeus, so you gotta make it quick."

"Can you help me with my wedding dress? Every time I think I have it perfect, there's always the smallest little flaw in it and it drives me crazy! And I know that you're the goddess of weddings, so I figured you could help me out?"

"Sure, but I expect you to repay this one day," Hera's eyes were practically glowing with mischievousness.

??? POV

"So, everything is going to plan, correct? You know I wouldn't want to be disappointed on my wedding day, otherwise bad things would happen to him," the voice spoke that word so... so... cruelly, as if they were cruelty itself. "I'll be taking my leave now, prepare my bride for me, if you wish for him to survive."