Wow, that's a long title.
Aries: "This bitch empty. YEET!"~ Bloody Painter
Taurus: "Iridocyclitis."~ Hoodie
Gemini: "My name Jeff"~ Eyeless Jack (Jeff glares at you two)
Cancer: "He need some milk."~ Grinny Cat
Leo: "It's frickin bats! I love Halloween. "~ Laughing Jill
Virgo: "Aaah! Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant."~ Masky
Libra: "You spilled-wah-wah-lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!"~ Slenderman
Scorpio: "Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book."~ Jane the Killer
Sagittarius: "A potato flew around my room-"~ Jeff the Killer
Capricorn: "Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!"~ BEN Drowned
Aquarius: "Look at all those chickens!"~ Sally
Pisces: "Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does"~ Laughing Jack
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Creepypasta Zodiacs ■
De TodoGot bored, did shit. NOT accurate in any way. So, enjoy~ Or else... Something will happen. (Requests are closed.) Also, the cover does not belong to me, nor do any of the characters unless otherwise said.