BANGTAN GAYONTAN | bts crackfic

v. namjin?

meme lord hobi
so like,,, i want to start this by saying that this comes from a place of love
a place of acceptance

einstein v
is he high

meme lord hobi
no im not
and jim I really love you and appreciate you but

d-boy
BUT IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOU AND YOUR PRAISE KINK ASS CALLING SOMEONE DADDY ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING TIME YOUR ASS IS DEAD

einstein v
wtf hyung me and jimin are out

BIG daddy jimin
^

meme lord hobi
so u weren't home?

BIG daddy jimin
wtf no

d-boy
if you and tae weren't home, then u weren't the ones calling each other daddy and shit 5 mins ago?

goldenboi
nope

d-boy
but my room is between hobis and kookies, so

shakespeare jin
:)

meme lord hobi
WHAT THE FYCJ HYUNG

goldenboi
HYUNG

d-boi
MY POOR FUCKING EARS I DON'T DESERVE THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT WHAT THE FUCK

shakespeare jin
OH BUT WHEN ITS TAEHYUNG ASKING SOMEONE TO CHOKE HIM IT'S FINE BUT WITH ME IT SUDDENLY BECOMES A PROBLEM

einstein v
i breathed

joonietunes
i tried to convince him to wear a gag, but he refuses

d-boy
...

goldenboi
...

einstein v

BIG daddy jimin
hold on a fucking second

shakespeare jin
i have raised ALL of you on my back since Jungkook was 15 the minimum I want is some respect

d-boy
so did i and yet i have to hear my hyung calling NAMJOON 'daddy' from a room that is two rooms down from mine

BIG daddy jimin
uuhm, anyway i think i deserve an apology? by 2 business days the latest on my desk thanks

meme lord hobi
u are a bossy bottom, chim, it was an honest mistake

BIG daddy jimin
u come into my house on the day of my daughters wedding bringing shame to my family and disrespecting my love life

goldenboi
but is he wrong tho?

BIG daddy jimin
whoever said that, your mom's a hoe.

goldenboi
ah.

einstein v
kookie said 'ah.' we all know what that means

BIG daddy jimin
HWEUNJFBHYU IM SORRY KOOKIE JUBYHEHIUNE

goldenboi
how do I know you're not just saying that

BIG daddy jimin
i can show you just how sorry i am

d-boy
yeah, we don't care

joonietunes
no please, let them continue

shakespeare jin
im literally right here