All Time Low

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Jack: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Alex (to Rian): Hey Spaghetti, time for dinner

Rian: What are we having?

Jack: Zack

Zack: Why am I friends with you guys?

Alex: Shut up, Lasagna. 

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Jack: I'm getting soft. I cry over my dogs.

Alex: Jack, you don't even have dogs.

 Jack: All dogs are my dogs.

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Jack: I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me 

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Rian: What time is it?

Jack: Hold on. *starts singing I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys at the top of their lungs*

Zack: WHO'S SINGING AT 2 IN THE MORNING

Jack: It's 2 in the morning. 

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