Dukexiety One-shots

Bite

Warnings!!:
Gore
Maybe Swearing? Can't remember.
Please warn me if I missed anything.

May give a pt2 for this.

I'm not a vampire. Just to put it out there. I may have two very sharp canine teeth and I may be pale, but that doesn't mean I'm a vampire. My names Virgil Webb and I'm 23. I grew up in a small city before moving to a small village in England. But here's the problem: They obviously haven't seen me before, they haven't seen my looks change since I moved here 2 years ago and I pretty sure I'll stay looking like this till I start to get old, and they took one look at me, and dubbed me as the Vampire of their village.

Note to self: Don't make a dramatic living change and know you look different and might get looks.

I currently walk the streets in the middle of the day and watch each house lock their doors or pull the children out of the gardens. If I was a vampire, please, I wouldn't eat a child. Their disgusting, sticky, and too sweet to want to try and eat them. I'd go for the men. But I be damned. Everyone in this village is hella straight and too afraid of me. I continue walking until I reach the town centre.

No one was looking at me. They didn't even notice I was there. But half the town was here. But I was more confused at the fact women seemed to be in the middle, then couples and single men scattered around behind them. I layed low and slowly walked close to the building until I was standing behind a woman who looked unsure of the crowds up ahead. This is the closest I've ever been to a person before, since I moved here!

"What's going on?"

"Oh, there's this new settler who just brought the castle on the hill. He must be loaded and the plus he's ho-"

And... she's screaming. She had turned around to face me to talk, but as soon as her eyes met the sight of me, she started screaming.

People rushed forwards and pulled the woman back, people even hid their children behind them. AGAIN WITH THE CHILDREN! I understand why, but they are the last thing on my menu. I watched everyone scream harsh words at me and tried to get as far away from me as possible, I stood and watched. I was frozen.

Vampire
Monster
Deadly
Creep
Bad Omen
The usual. I think I heard a new one somewhere aswell.

That's when I saw him. The new settler. The 'hot and loaded' guy that brought the castle on the hill. The hot guy. He stood there, watching me. He was pale with a slight tan, His eyes looked brown from the distance, but they could be a different colour. A moustache on his upper lip and slick hair. From what I could see, he looked amazingly muscular and well built. These girls know their men, that's for sure. Our eyes met and he started walking over. Fuck. Women pulled at his arm to try stop him, but all he did was whisper something to them before they all let go. He made his way closer as I stepped back. He contuined fowards as I hit my back on the bricks of the building. He still made his way closer till we were face to face and inches apart.

HOT TOMATO, HE'S FUCKING HOTTER THAN THE SUN!!

Don't act gay, Virgil. Be straight, Virgil. Do the impossible, Virgil.

"So, you're the vampire of village?"

"No."

"Oh really? How come?" He tilted his head to side and... my heart exploded.

"Such stories as Vampires don't exist. It's all myth created to explain the unexplainable."

Great going, Virgil. Now he thinks your a know it all!