Joke #15

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Three drunk people get into a taxi, tell the driver where they want to go and sit in the back seats.  The driver, knowing that they are drunk, starts the car and immediatly stops the car.  "We're here!" he says.  The first drunk person paid his fine and left, the second paid his and a little extra.  Then the third went uyp to him and slapped him in the face. "What was that for?" the driver asked, annoyed. The drunk person said, "You could've nearly killed us!"

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