Girl: I'm having heart surgary today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you more.
*After the heart surgary is finished, her father is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: *starts to cry*
Dad: Just kidding, he's using the restroom.
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Joke Book
HumorA book full of jokes. These jokes are not owned by me but I saw them and thought they were funny. So I decided to share them.
