The grumpiest man in the world

Once upon a time a grumpy man was being grumpy well obviously he is the grumpiest man in the world anyway he was moaning about his dog that was strounging like man well that's not a surprise is it ok and oh hang on let me intruped he was cute though lets change the subject now. The next thing he was moaning about well to be honest he was at the gym I should do that and one of them running things I always trip up on he done the same yep and you wouldn't have guest yep he Mond again what a surprise not right I'm getting bored with this lets talk real well it will be about the grumpiest man In the world oh and I forgot about his name well it was...go on it is easy to gess its GRUMP A LOT your useless well me to right now let's go through this all again well bla bla bla what do I haft to say agien oh yeah

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