𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡*𝐭 [textposts]

valt working as a police phone opperator... *sigh*

valt: 911, what's your emergency?

valt: oh no, you're in a car accident?!

valt: are you dying?

valt: you're dying because you can't breath?! oh jeez, that's sad.

valt: you know, i think my mom's beybread will save you.

valt: do you know what beybread is?

valt: it's soooo delicious.

valt: it makes my mouth water even thinking about it

valt: oh gosh, i'm really hungry now

valt: who am i kidding? i'm always hungry

valt: heeeeheheheehe, i'm so funny!

valt: you know what else i like?

valt: shu's hair.

valt: it's so shiny, and smooth, and white, and... so smexy.

valt: i wish i had hair like him.

valt: or maybe even lui's hair.

valt: *giggles* don't tell anyone, but my friend ken once broke into lui's home and stole one of his pantene shampoos.

valt: and then ken showed up to the beyclub the next day with anti-gravity hair!

valt: but, i think my hair pretty smexy too.

valt: you just have to use a heckload of gel.

valt: would you like to receive some advice on using hair gel?

ten minutes later

valt: so, i think renwu sun is actually a girl.

valt: what do you think?

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valt: hello, sir?