𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡*𝐭 [textposts]

the beyclub at the amusment park

valt: let's go on that huge blue rollercoaster!

shu: valt, i highly advise against tha—

rantaro: HECK YEAH

daigo:

ken: awww, what's wrong?

wakiya: *snorts*

wakiya: he's too short

rantaro: *grins* aww, that's okay daigo

rantaro: after this, i'll go on the teacups with you

daigo:

daigo: i will kill you in your sleep

xxx

valt: 'do not enter, employees only'?!

valt: THEY CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

shu: valt, no

shu: the bird show's in two minutes

shu: please just sit down for your own sake

valt: *storms inside room*

daigo:

daigo: is he going to be okay?

rantaro: yeah, i think s—

valt: *muffled scream* OW THAT'S MY BUTT YOU DUMB FERRET