Oh Boy!

Chapter 1 - The CG of Gentleman Dripping With Water & Beauty

"Agh... finally done!", Eren sighs as he slinked through the (inconveniently heavy) gate door of his apartment complex. After spending the whole, trying not to get flustered, not getting distracted from all the boobs and penises he was seeing, having to keep an eagle eye sharp scope (in order to be able to avoid any oncoming horny people), and then getting swept away by his welcoming party entourage to Miller's Bar-B-Q. All for it to just become one huge group of weeping (sadly, and/or happily) adults along with some ongoing banging that would be done in secrecy of the staff and other customers, but would give others a spicy on-sight hard on of the real thing. After it was all over, Eren lost his appetite, and ordered his food to-go.
"For fuck's sake", he pulled out his phone as he walked along the narrow hallway, looking for any good openings (if not better) for the position he took at RoSpike. "RoSpike, heh. Who even came up with that?", the brunette muttered. Thinking back to what he should do for tomorrow, the sounds of water drips filled the hallway, causing him to flinch.
'Who could be using the pool around this time of the night?'
Eren started to walk cautiously to the sounds of splashing, but tried to keep his pace neutral. He was also curious, yet a bit nervous due to Armin's persistence of binge-watching the Siren sci fi show that came out sometime in May. Well, if that siren does come out, she better not be in the killing mood, because he was not going to have it. Tapping his shoes on the floor, only getting closer inch by inch, the nervousness growing in the bottom of his stomach. The sounds of quick movements in the water made him flinch a little, but the brunette took a deep breath as he stuck out his head from the pillar to look the into the pool area, that elevated a little due to the white cemented steps that were added to give the pool an outdoor feel for when when the sunroof was opened in daylight.
'Who's there?', his eyes went blurry for a second as he adjusted the brightly light bulbs that were installed inside of the pool, shining just enough light for the inside of the pool to be seen by those near, or in it. But due to having to furrow his brows and narrow his eyes, Eren was starting to get a slight headache, from the alcohol and the frustration. 'Who the hell is it?'
"Ahh.... fuck", a rough gasp followed the sounds of water droplets falling down from what Eren thought next, was a Greek god's sculpted figure. Two deliciously snow white pecs bulge on top of a pair of six sculpted abs that made the usual chlorine water have a shine they didn't have before, and then the tight black speedos, oh ho ho ho! Those just accentuated the finely firm ass they were covering and then the man's front under, damn. It just looked scrumptiously amazing; enough to cause Eren to have a semi-fantasy, but then couldn't think out the rest, due to not having heard the man's voice yet, which just made Eren snap back into reality.
'Fuck, can't do it when I haven't even..... for fuck's sake, if he's taken... I'm gonna die ........ and just turn myself into a monk for the rest of my idiotically pitiful next or afterlife, and fill in the romance area with adorable puppies instead of cats'.
The sound of the two muscular thighs was something Eren almost missed, but heard properly after his ears popped out and twitched.
'Is this when the joke "choke me daddy" is appropriate?', the brunette asked himself as he silently laughed to himself, but then got interrupted by his phone ringing. Loudly. "Shit", he gritted as he managed to move his belongings to one arm, and take out his phone with the other. "What?", he hissed.
"Jeez, dude, why the hiss?"
"Armin!", he whispered as he backed away from the Greek god and the pool, and back to the building's entrance. "W-what do you want?", he sighed.
"To help me out here with these freaking brownies, you said to follow the instructions, and- oh! Nevermind I got them out. And besides, hurry up! I got a movie, and a bottle of wine ready".
"Whatever", Eren sighed as hung up, and turned back around to walk to the end of the hall, disappointed that the mystery man was gone, and walked into the elevator. "At least it beats whatever new shananigans Armin might put me through tonight", he puffed out a small pout as the doors opened and he unlocked the door of the homely abode he had for himself. With Armin jumping up from the couch with a smile.
"Ereeennnnnn!!", he ran and hugged his friend.
"What did you do?", the brunette immediately asked after closing the door and locking it.
"Isn't that my line Mr. Jaeger?", the blond smirked as the kind 'family-friendly' persona he has almost 24/7, disappeared and the nocturnal coconut head he knew emerged. "Is it wrong for me to want to spend some time with my dear friend who just got through his first day at the frontlines?"
"No it's not", Eren shrugged the blond off and went to the kitchen to place the food down along with his things, then walked to his room only to take off his clothing, and placed a huge, baggy shirt on. "But I don't think it's going to be easy".
"Why?"
"I don't even know how tell you", he sat down next to his best friend.
"Ymir will be over with the Mamajuana".
"Awww.....", Eren's eyes widened in delight, "I missed that shit".
"Yeeeeh", the country accent slipped out from Armin, "apparently she's getting it from a dude who was in the S&M club she worked at and some ballsy shit went down", he whispered and giggled.
"Like what?", Eren turned to the blond, on his knees, ready for the gossip.
"That's what we're supposed to find out when she gets here", Armin chucked a eaten lime-pepper wing bone into the trash bin behind him.
"I still can't understand why you passed out on that scholarship", Eren sits back down on the couch. "You may have sucked at taking the ball away, but you were amazing at passing!"
"I just didn't feel like making basketball into my career. Besides, I was always late for practice-"
"But you were stellar at matches-"
"And I hated the uniform-"
"It showed your best assets!"
"Which are?"
"......"
"Hmm?"
"Nevermind..."
"Also, I only joined because of Amy. I did the minimum I could in the beginning and just focused on getting closer to her. And yes, now I do like basketball, but only as a hobby, and, have you seen those player's salaries? I could never get that! I prefer getting to see my waifus on my screen thank you very much. And .... I have lost all that muscle!"
"Damn you traitor", Eren puffed his cheeks.
"I'll love Misa no matter what", the blond snickered as he grabbed the control and turned the TV on and got onto Netflix and then pressed on the Real Housewives.
"Uh, no!", Eren interjected. "I wanna watch F-Boy Island!"
"I know we're both thirsty", Armin patted his friend's shoulder, "but I'm a straight ruler and that show hasn't even started yet, only the trailer has come out."
"Oh!", Eren turned his head back to the TV. "Can we watch 'Revenge of the Bridesmaids'?" Armin immediately gave him a weirded out look.
"Of course", Armin then smiled.
"Hoes!", the door opened to reveal the even more tanned tall as heck brunette with some new highlights, "Poppa's home!", and closed the door behind her and started to button down her trench coat.
"Did you get it?", Eren jumped from the couch.
"How can you ever doubt me?", Ymir brought out the bottle with a grin, "Of fucking course!"
"Finally!", Armin got up from his seat and walked to his room. "Hear what this bitch said about my new do!", he whined. One minute later, he came out in a corset and red leather short shorts.
"That's faux right?", Ymir pointed to the shorts.
"Of course!"
"Well, I don't think of it as anything sexy-wise, it just looks like you're trying too much. Take off the shorts, and use the thong with the purple lace instead. Then, you're set."
"Thanks Ymir. At least someone here can give some good criticism."
"And why are you getting mad at my honesty?", Eren mocks him.
"And this is why none of your girlfriends used to stick around. Your first boyfriend as well", Ymir rubbed salt into his wound.
"Oh shut up, I'm just refraining from getting into relationships for now", Eren guffawed as he played the movie and got up to get some glass cups back to the coffee table. "Let's drink!", he raised a glass as Ymir set down the Mamajuana.
"Alright, alright", the tall brunette opened the bottle. "How did today go for you? You went to that fancy famous company.... what's-it-name? GoSike?", she snorted a laugh.
"It's RoSpike, Ymir", Eren responded. "And it's not that fancy- OHMYGOD!!! Armin!", the tanned male shot up from his seat looking into the hallway. "There's something MAJOR bonkers I need to tell you two!", he glanced back to Ymir and then back to the hallway, "ARMIN!!'
"I'M COMING!", the blond yelled back.
"You guys just gotta bust my eardrums when I come over, don'tcha?", Ymir leaned back into the couch, placing her right foot on her knee, and spreading her arms on the back of the cushions.
"Sorry", Armin jumped in between the two brunettes. "What are you hollering about?", he looked at Eren.
"So, in that company. Fucking is a legit thing!", Eren laid the news to his friends.
"What?", Ymir immediately responded while Armin was bug-eyed. "You mean having sex over there, is ok?"
"Yes. They all have it with each other! The CEO was getting a rim AND a bj when I was taken to see him! And he's married!", Eren looked down to his hands. "Apparently they encourage it, because it helps with productivity and they highly recommend not getting into a serious relationship with another coworker because of drama. I'm not kidding!", he brought out his phone to show them the picture he took in a second back at the office of the poster Petra showed him.
"Oh... damn", Armin blinked many times.
"So how do I sign up?", Ymir grinned.
"It's not funny!", Armin glared at her.
"I know. I'm just interested~ fufufu".
"First of all, stop with the Laito laugh, I'm gonna smack you hard. Second of all", he turned back to Eren, "how the hell, are they getting away with this?"
"I don't know, but it probably has to do with the whole 'connections' aspect. And I'm guessing they have bomb as hell lawyer, because this would normally be all over the news."
"And isn't it a big company too?", Ymir's eyebrow arched.
"Yeah... which is strange, and I should've looked closer at the confidentiality document I had to sign at the front desk", the brunette shook his head.
"You're an idiot", Ymir immediately commented.
"As to be expected", Armin shrugged his shoulders.

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Idk how to end this chapter, so I'll end it here. Thoughts?