Mr. Devil

⚜️Saints Row⚜️

Around three miles down the road, I realize I have some business to attend to at Ground Zero strip club before we actually leave for our vacation.

When they pull up......

Deku walks in and heads to the back. Ten minutes later he comes back out and while glancing over, he notices a strangely familiar face. He walks over to him and lightly taps his shoulder, eyes widen as it's confirmed who it is. "Dabi?" Midoriya questions. The stranger looks up to see the green headed male. "Izuku?" Midoriya chuckles light heartedly, "Holy shit, it is you." Astonishment flows through his voice. "It has been a while Izuku, how are you?" "I'm doing just great. How've you been slut?" A sly smirk crossing his lips. "Ahh there it is. I'm pretty good." He laughs a bit. "Well what are you doing here?" Dabi sighs, "well, I'm looking for a job and thought I'd apply here." "Really now," he pauses for a moment, "we do have a lot to catch up on. So let's begin with the fact that I own this club and several others along with several restaurants that chain link and the business flows into the America as well. Dabi looks at him with big eyes, "Are you serious?" Deku smiles, "Like I said, lots to catch up on. You're hired, follow me; I'm going on vacation with some friends. I just had to take car of some stuff here. You're coming with us on vacation. Also you'll probably remember some of the guys from highschool. And no, they're not any of the ones you slept with." Deku says rolling his eyes and pulling Dabi along behind him. They get to car, "Get in and I'll introduce you to everyone." The smaller gets in before Dabi, he turns to everyone and quickly says "Horny roommate and gay best friend." Almost everyones faces light up, immediately remembering who Deku referred to as that. Right after those words left Deku's lips, Dabi opened the door and hopped in, sitting in the last row. Midoriya starts up the car and they're off again. He looks at his boyfriends seeing their noticeably confused and snickers a bit. "You'll see I promise, we're good friends." He pauses, "I love both of you and including them. You two are the only ones who have my romantic love though." He leans over and kisses them both. (Just to make it clear, Deku is a very good driver and a very skilled one too. Also Deku and the guys really get into their gay side and it's gonna show. ) Alright slut, so I would imagine you remember Kiri and Kami along with Sero." "Yeah, how could I forget? Those three would always be the ones to take me home or take care of my drunk ass when you couldn't." The men of subject all laugh. "Damn, the memories. So you remember them, good. Now let's see, do you remember Mina?" "Yeah I do actually, we'd always go to parties together and she'd get super protective when guys would flirt with me." The girl of subject giggled. "Very true, okay now there's Iida and Jirō behind you, and in front of you is Momo, Tsu, and of course Mina. Up here in the passenger seat and the floor space is Katsuki and Shoto, I call them Kacchan and Sho. They're my boyfriends so they're off limits. Oh and Kiri and Kami are together, so they're off limits too..... I mean unless of course they tell you otherwise." After explaining this, Midoriya looks at both of hiss lovers and smiles.  "It's about time those oblivious idiots got together. I mean it only took since freshman year? But seriously though congrats guys, I'm happy for you. You too Izuku and if I'm being honest, I never thought anyone could actually tame you." Deku snickers, "yeah, 'tame' but thanks. What's up with you because I'll be honest, I'm still getting that whore vibe from you. So what's the situation?" "Honestly and surprisingly, I don't do it as much anymore. I quit picking guys up from bars and off the street. At most, when it happens, they're a mutual friend." Midoriya glances back at him, "You have changed a lot Dabi, and your life has become boring. But it's good that you don't do that anymore and you're luck that your idiotic ass never caught anything. Personally my life has only gotten more interesting over the years."The greenette smirks at the ravenette in the back. "Oh now I'm curious, you've always been a crazy bitch, so let's hear it." The raven haired male says, a mischievous look in his eyes. "No problem, just don't run afterwards." The smaller male grins. "We'll for starters, I'm surprised you haven't noticed, but" he gets cut  off by everyone in the car except Bakugo and Todoroki, "Yes Mr. Devil." Shaking his head, "Ahh yeah that, I'm the leader of the most feared yakuza in Japan, The Fallen. I am Mr. Devil." Dabi is silent for a second, seeming to be processing the new information. When he speaks again, it's not what the other was expecting. "Well it makes sense." Midoriya was slightly surprised that he was so calm. Then again he was pretty fucked in the head like himself so.... "You realize that you're surrounded by the most dangerous Yakuza in Japan who are trained to kill anyone in at least forty different ways, right?" "So all of y'all are The Fallen?" "Yeah, along with a few outsiders that are staying at HQ while we're on vacation." "That is the coolest thing ever." Dabi seems to be glowing from how amazed he is. Deku laughs a little as well. "Well to clear up the waters,especially for these two," he looks at Bakugo and Todoroki, "let's explain how we met and our past together." Dabi silently agrees and nods. "Let's see, it was at a party someone had at a club. If I'm not mistaken, someone had introduced us by walking you over to me saying 'this is Touya, he's tipsy and horny' then proceeded to shove you onto me." Dabi smirks, "Let's not forget when I had to look you dead in the face and admit that I wasn't tipsy, at all, and that I just thought you were really hot but I was too scared to say anything." "Ahh yes, and being the ass I was I said 'well let's give you some liquid courage then' and ended up getting you shitfaced drunk. Then since I didn't I didn't know where you lived, I took you to my place and sobered you up." Katsuki and Shoto were intently listening to the greenette's past, seeing as it was fairly interesting. "Then of course I did actually get horny and we ended up fucking." Deku smirked then laughed at the memory before stating, "Then that morning when we woke up, I told you that you were a great bottom, then you asked me out. So I agreed." The other sighed, reminiscing, "We dated for just over a year before you broke it off." "Yes, I told you that you were just more of a liability than a boyfriend because you constantly got drunk and there was the time you got in a couple fights because you were so drunk, but let's not forget the night you accidentally got fucked by another guy." Todoroki and Bakugo looked at Midoriya then at Dabi and then back to Midoriya with big eyes. The blonde speaks before anyone else, "How in the hell do you 'accidentally' get fucked by some guy?" Midoriya, Dabi, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero all start laughing their asses off at the memory. "I'll let Dabi explain that one." As the man I'd topic catches his breath, he begins to tell the memory like it's a well known tale. "I was on my way back to Izuku's apartment after getting shitfaced. Well I'm a horny drunk when I'm that wasted. So I'm stumbling all the way from the lobby to the elevator, don't ask how I got that far because I don't even know. I reach the elevator and get in, when I look to my side, I see this guy who I swore was Izuku. He had the green hair, cute structured face with a few freckles. He sounded like him too. Well at least that's what I'd thoughtat the moment. Well I ended up coming onto him and he took the bait. Next thing I know, he stops the elevator, I'm bent over facing the doors and I'm getting railed by this guy who I thought was Izuku. I'm moaning and yelling Izuku's name and I'm guessing my hand slipped on the wall and pressed the button because the next second the doors open on his floor and I swear I saw a model and angel in one. I realized in that point in time, that was Izuku and that I had no idea who this other guy was yet he was fucking me from behind in the elevator. The to make matters worse, he's still slamming into me in front of Izuku. I'm still moaning Izuku's name too, and he's just watching it happen. With all that shit together, I end up cumming. Then Izuku grabs my arm, Yanks me out of the elevator, and punches the guy in the face so hard he's breaks his nose. He pulls up my pants and drags my drunk ass to his apartment. Explaining it the next morning wasn't too easy." The entire time Dabi is telling the story, Midoriya was trying not to laugh. "Yeah, see me being the good boyfriend I was, cleaned him up, put him in clean clothes, and put him in bed. The next morning went like this, asprin, water," Midoriya and Dabi quote Midoriya's next words together, "you got two minutes to explain your dumbass self before you find out why I don't dominate your twink ass." The two start to die of laughter. "After he explained, Deku called me and Kami and told us everything. Then I called Sero and told him." All of them laugh together, whilst Bakugo and Todoroki try to maintain their composure but fail miserably. "After about three more weeks, I broke up with him. I told him why and he understood. I also said we could remain friends. He had a great personality and attitude but I couldn't handle a relationship with him. We stayed friends and would go out together and with other friends too. The building owner of where he stayed kicked him out, saying he was too loud all the time. So I let him stay with me." Holding back laughter, Kirishima states "Sometimes it was difficult to hang out with Deku at his place because Dabi moans like a bitch."  "That's so not true Kirishima." The male of topic says with wide eyes. Deku speaks up, "Hey slut guess what, I can second Kiri's statement from personal experience." The smaller male smirks at Dabi, knowing he's right. "You know you're just as much of a whore as I am right? Just because you topped doesn't make a difference." Deku scoffs, he never said he wasn't a whore. "First off, I never said I wasn't. Second, I wasn't the one bringing home guys in the middle of the night." Officially becoming a playful bicker of friends, the two continue, with comments from the others. "I hardly ever did that." "Yeah okay sure, anyway there's still that one night I'll never forget. I don't think you were drunk that night but damn you were loud. I had Kami and Kiri over and we were in my room and heard it all. None of us slept, we were forced to  just stay up and listen to you." Kirishima and Kaminari remember that night and bust out laughing. Dabi is a manwhore and he knows it. He doesn't care if others know it but if you aren't the one fucking him he'd rather you not hear him moaning. "No that definitely did not happen. I've had plenty of guys over but that did not happen." Of course instead of making them rethink it, his denial did nothing more than fuel the other's playful taunts. "Mhh - ahh, you're so big, fuck! Ahh!" Kirishima begins to mock the nights noises that indeed came from the ravenette male. Katsuki and Shoto are red in the face from laughing so hard and Iida has tears running down his face from such intense laughter. "Ngh mhh ahhhh! H-harder gah!" Kaminari adds his input. At this point, Dabi is laughing as well, no longer able to deny the truth. "Mmng ah mh oh fuck!  Yes-yes ooh- fuck me harder daddy! Mng ah!" This time the greenette mocked his friend. Making the pitch of his voice fluctuate, he sounded like he was actually bottoming. Seeing as almost everyone in the car was curious as to how this top would sound bottoming, the laughter died almost immediately and everyone looked at him. He smirked then quickly moaned out "oh fuck, harder daddy." Then everyone busted out into laughter again. Bakugo calmed down a bit and looked at Deku. "Hey Mr. Devil." Midoriya looks at his blonde boyfriend, "yeah?" Bakugo grabs his face and leans in, "you're so fucking sexy." And kisses him but then releases him quickly so he can focus on the road. The smaller male chuckles as he continues to drive. "So you still want to go on record with that statement?" Midoriya asks, still laughing a bit. "No, I'd rather not. You're right and I certainly couldn't free myself from that sentence, seeing that the judge has a man now." Dabi says as he is still recovering from intense laughter, and leans forward ruffling Kaminari and Kirishima's hair while placing a quick peck on both of their cheeks. "That's how you would plead your innocence? Jeez, you really are something Dabi." "Oh I know Izuku, I know." The male on the back responds while smirking. Everyone laughs more and enjoys the ride while having conversations, making jokes, and catching up.