Hello! I am Dr. Scatlo Mozart p.h.d is advanced biological scatology. This paper is to enlighten the mind to imagine a great future if one day advanced medical studies could allow humans to ingest their own byproduct, creating a infinite cycle! This would end all the issues to world hunger! We would never have to buy food again! This is a world changing concept that must be pursued! I do not think this will happen in my lifetime, but one of you may be the one who makes the breakthrough.
-Dr. Scatlo Mozart p.h.d
Wolfgang Mozart Institute of Scatological Humor
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What If You Could Eat Poop?
Non-FictionThe world would be a different place if the human body could ingest our own feces... THIS IS SATIRE
