Now before you call me a coo coo nutcase, SHUTUP! Poop is not disgusting! Disagree? Look I studied poop for 30 years and I never was disgusted! Let em explain my dear.
First of all, how dare you! Are you trying to stop me from sharing a solution to save the world from hunger? DO YOU WANT TO STARVE?
Secondly, You think poop smells bad? Well nope your wrong. Poop has a beautiful fragrance that humans loved. As World War II raged, this fake concept of "Sanitation" appeared and soldiers were trained to hate the smell of poop to prevent them from inhaling poisonous gasses. If you read their diary, they expressed the hardest part of training was being forced to wear gas masks when they dumped barrels of feces. Have you wondered why children love poop jokes? It has always been our instinct. We love poop, but we were trained to hate it!
Remember poop is good. Poop is tasty. Poop is good.
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What If You Could Eat Poop?
Non-FictionThe world would be a different place if the human body could ingest our own feces... THIS IS SATIRE
