Poop is a beautiful thing. It is that food you ate being ejected from you body. But I cringe seeing people disgusted at poop. I don't see a pile of smelly brown bio waste, I see it as wasted energy. It is the source of our future's energy! How could you dare to flush it down! My God! So how can we harness this hidden energy? Well by eating it of course! If your confused, allow me to explains.
If we could consume poop, this means we just need to eat a few meals in our lifetime. One concept is to "Refresh" you poop supply when you need it. For example when a child is able to consume solids via his mouth, he can eat one meal. This will supply his first poop supply until his body get's bigger and he can walk on his own two legs. From there he can eat a little more to increase his poop supply, and so on. Now they will need to consume the most food when they have their first large meal as they hit puberty. This is the age when a child growing into a teen eats the most. As you age you will need to eat less or more. Maybe your getting hungrier or less hungry. It's quite easy.
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What If You Could Eat Poop?
Non-FictionThe world would be a different place if the human body could ingest our own feces... THIS IS SATIRE
