The Bomb

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Finally getting home from school, Nine throws down his backpack and looks around. "Twelve! Twelve, are you here?" he screams throughout the apartment. "He must be out with Lisa."
Nine slams into his desk chair begins to turn on his jams, then logs onto his Tumblr account. The slender boy giggles at the sight of a dog in a onsie. Just as he's clicking the reblog button, he hears a knock at the door. He quickly turns off his beloved 2 Chainz CD and logs out of his successful blog. "Come in," he says, swinging around his chair to face the door.

"Hey," says a kind boy's voice. Why, it's none other that Shinichi, the cutie in his 3rd period class. Nine always pretended to be confused on his equations so he could have Shinichi come over to help him. Really, he just loved the scent and looks of the boy. Oh, Shinichi...

"I-Izumi-kun, what are you doing here?" Nine asked, beginning to sweat. "Well, I just thought you might need some help with the math homework we have."

"Aw, fuck," thought Nine. The black haired boy wasn't a complete dumbass, he knew how to do the math problems that were assigned. How was he going to explain to Shinichi that he didn't need his help?

"Ah, um, that's okay! I know how to work these problems," Nine replied watching Shinichi begin to sit down. Izumi glanced over to the terrorist with an odd look. "Then why do you always ask me to help you?"

"Goddamn," Nine mumbled under his breath. He was sweating hard, mouth dry. "Well, I just-" He was cut off by Shinichi's lips pressing against his.

Izumi had made his way into Nine's lap, kissing the boy forcefully. "I know why you ask me to help you, Nine," he said breaking apart from the other boy for a moment. "I also know your secret."

Nine looked into Shinichi's eyes with worry. How could he have found out? He gulped. "You... you know I'm a street dancer?"

Shinichi gave him a weird look. "No, what the Hell, I'm talking about how you're a terrorist."

"Oh," Nine said alloud. He looked at his own lap, noticing his massive dong growing quickly. Shinichi had noticed it, too.

Izumi smiled. "And I want you to terrorize my little ass."

Shinichi made his way to Nine's zipper and tried to zip it down while looking into the other boy's eyes. It wouldn't budge. "Aw, damnit," Izumi said, looking down and then unzipping it successfully. Nine didn't say anything.

"Woah, holy shit," The brunette said looking at the other teenager's large dingy-doo. Shinichi's pants were already off as he climbed onto Nine's lap.

Shinichi was gonna ride that dick into the sunset. He slammed onto the terrorist's large member, moving his body up and down. The two boys began kissing again.

"THIS DICK IS THE BOMB!" Izumi yelled. Nine nearly choked.

"I-Izumi-kun! I'm g-gonna..." Nine started, tilting his head back. Just as he was about to blow, Shinichi's right hand began to talk. "Shinichi!" said Migi. The parasite's eyes opened completely and their mouth dropped. "Shinichi! You're not supposed to do this! This is the opposite of basic human nature!"

Nine looked at Izumi's hand, his big dong shrinking. "What the fuck," he said looking at the weird, alien-like creature.

"GODDAMN!" Shinichi yelled, slamming his right hand onto Nine's desk. Suddenly, 2 Chainz began blaring from the computer. "Oh my God," said the rap-loving teen.

The two nude boys looked at each other, both feeling equally akward. Neither of them said a word. Just then, Twelve and Lisa walked through the door.

"Haha! And then I- WHAT THE-" Twelve yelled, looking at his friend and fellow classmate fucking in the chair while music played in the background. Shinichi hoped off the hottie, pulled up his pants and ran out the door.

Nine looked at Twelve and Lisa, his pants still down. His face became period-blood red. "I-I can explain," he said, turning off his tunes. The couple just looked at him, turned, and left.

The attractive boy sighed and turned back around to his computer. He logged onto his Tumblr and continued to blog.