9:57 A.M.
A massive fleet of ships, full of gangsters all armed with tommy guns and molotov cocktails piled up onto James Paal's beach, and released shiploads of gangsters and mechanized gangsters. "CHARRRGGGGGGEEEEEE MEN, LET'S DESTROY THIS PLACE FOR REAL" shouted the head gangster who had a bigger head than anyone else. The gangsters and vehicles raced to the top of the shore, then, flak cannons ripped through the armies of gangsters, turning the waters of the beach from the colour of sea blue to red blood, already 1,200 gangsters died in the first 10 minutes, although, nothing compared to the rest of the 150,000 men, it is still quite many. "EVERYONE, TAKE COVER BEHIND OUR TANKS!" shouted the head gangster, and like as if it was as a response to that remark, a high explosive shell hit a tank, vaporizing everything around it within a 12-yard distance. "I TAKE THAT BACK, MEN, EVERYONE, JUST CHARGE UP AHEAD, DON'T STOP RUNNING!!!" shouted the head gangster again, this time running for his dear life. The gangsters eventually destroyed the flak cannons but not before they had 25,000 casualties and lost 2,000 tanks. It was total madness after that supposedly "easy" confrontation with a small part of the C.R.I.M.'s military prowess, most of the men lost their minds after seeing such horror, that in fact, only 50,000 men and 2,000 tanks remained, due to the many insane men and tank crews. The remaining army then split up into 50 groups, 13 groups met up with the duos of C.R.I.M. tanks, destroying all of the gangsters in the 13 groups. 18 groups had the horrible end of getting vaporized by the many high explosive shells. Another 18 groups met the gruesome end of getting blown to pieces by one of the many minefields on the island. There was only one last group of men, with only 1,000 men and 40 tanks, but remember how I said that the treasure that Jimmy Carter just recently stolen was going to cause him a whole lot of trouble, well, I tell you why... --->
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Jimmy Carter the novel(no NOT the president you dummy)
Historical FictionThis book is a work of historical fiction and also as a joke, so don't blame me if you are offended or not
