AVENGERS PARENT PREFERENCES

Your First Word

Warnings: swearing

~Tony Stark~

You were in Tony's lab in a seat while your dad was upgrading one of his suits. A while passed and you started to get very bored, and you wanted your dad's attention, but you didn't know how to get it. Meanwhile, Tony was trying to upgrade his boot and hand thrusters so he could fly faster. "Jarvis, record test five." 

When testing his boots he slammed into a wall (think of this gif but him with his suit and everything on). "SHIT!" he shouted. Now your small baby brain couldn't think of a better word to get his attention. Tony was still muttering in the corner as you were trying to sound out the word. Getting frustrated you just screamed out "SHIT!" You thought it was glorious. It sounded just like how your father said it. This obviously got Tony's attention and his eyes were the size of tennis balls. "D-Did you just say shit as your first word?" Now you were just getting mad. Dad still wouldn't play with you. Putting on a pout you said it again. "Shit." Now Tony on the other hand was so impressed with you, so he picked you up and tried to wipe the smile off his face as he scolded "Now (Y/n), Don't say that word again. It's not a nice word." Mwahaha you had your dad's attention now. Smirking you called out "Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit." Tony sighed, "Jarvis, I hope you recorded that." "Yes I did sir, but I advise you to keep your trap shut around your child."

~STEVE ROGERS~

Just another day at the avengers tower and Steve and you were sitting in the kitchen drinking orange juice. All day Steve was trying to get you to speak, "Come on (Y/n) can you please say Daddy? Pops? Dada? Anything?" You just looked at him buggy eyed like he was speaking gibberish. At that moment Tony decided to walk in. "Rogers are you trying to get the kid to speak? Lemme try. Hey (Y/n) can you say Uncle Tony? Stark? Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist?" Tony cooed. You just babbled random nonsense in response.  After about 5 minutes of the men trying to get you to talk, Tony went to get some orange juice. Tony unscrewed the cap, and as he was about to pour it into the glass, the container slipped and spilled all over his pants. "Crap." Tony muttered. You felt something inside of you and decided to blurt out "LANGUAGE!" The two men looked at you with their mouths agape. "Tha-that's right (Y/n)" Steve stuttered trying to process what just happened. "Great. She really is a Rogers child." Tony remarked, but nevertheless you were spoiled the rest by your Dad and Uncle Tony.

~CLINT BARTON~

Clint and you were patrolling the tower, well more like stalking some of the avengers. The two of you were sitting in an air vent in the hall and everytime someone passed, he would whisper 'caw caw' and they would start looking around like a crazy person trying to find out where the cawing came from. You thought this was absolutely hilarious, especially when Auntie Nat came down the hall and looked super confused that she bumped into a wall looking at the ceiling trying to find the source. Going at this for about an hour you wanted to have a go. Sam was walking down the hall and when he was right below the two of you you whispered "Caw caw." Clint just looked at you astonished. "Little birdie did you just say your first word?" Another avenger walked down the hall and you repeated the action, but this time your father was so proud of you that he let out a mini girlish squeal, almost giving away your position. The rest of the day you two stayed in the vents cawing at every person that went by. 

~THOR~

You and Loki were sitting in the palace gardens, and Loki was not enjoying it very much. Thor had to go to Asgard and he requested his brother Loki to babysit. Loki was trying to read his books but you were babbling random nonsense, so he couldn't concentrate on his book. When you saw what he was trying to do you climbed up on his lap and sat in between him and the book. "Read." you commanded. You liked hearing the sound of Loki's voice when he was in the 'zone'. On the other hand Loki was surprised that you said something. He looked at you a little weird.

 As far as he knew you hadn't said anything before because Thor would've been bragging about you. "Read." you commanded a little more forcefully this time and for the rest of the afternoon you both read together and Loki ended up finishing his book with you asleep in his lap.

(Bonus: When Thor got home he found Loki sitting with you asleep and grabbed you, not waking you up. "Thor, your daughter told me to read to her and she fell asleep. I would've put her down in her bed but-" Thor cut Loki off, "What do you mean told you." "Well she just came up to me pointed at my book and said read." "Wait my princess said something AnD i MiSsEd It!?" "Yes you oaf." Now Thor couldn't wait to see you wake up and what else you could say. {Also during the time you two were together Loki warmed up to you and you are now his favorite person ever})

~BRUCE BANNER~

Aaaaah the lab. You and Bruce were there almost every day, sometimes Tony would come in, but usually it was just you two. Today, Bruce wanted to test something out, something about running and the human body which a normal person wouldn't give a shit about, but since you weren't a normal person, you paid attention the most of  the time. "Ok (Y/n) so if the average human can run 28 mph when sprinting, and .......... runs .................. run.................. running................." Bruce trailed on. That one word was the only thing you paid attention to. It sounded so good to you. Run. Run. Your dad was still babbling about sciencey stuff, but that word was so good to you. As your dad was going to test his theories on the treadmill, he looked and made eye contact with you. At that moment you decided to do it. You looked deep into his soul and in the most expressionless voice you just stated "Run." Bruce looked shocked but just responded with "Ok boss, will do." 

~NATASHA ROMANOFF~

Nat hated leaving you for any reason, especially if she had to go do a mission for S.H.I.E.L.D. A couple nights ago Fury asked her to go somewhere and she had to leave today. You hated not seeing your momma and were very sad everytime she left for any reason. "(Y/n) I have to go now. Please don't do anything important like talk without me." Natasha tried to reason with you. As she was letting go of the hug that you two were in you grabbed her shirt and tugged her back in. "No." Nat was taken aback by this. At least you said your first word before she left. "Romanoff we have to go." Fury said from the doorway. Now you were mad. No one takes your momma away. You looked Fury in the eye  and just said "No." Now Fury was the one to be taken aback. "Natasha was that her first word?" he questioned. "Kind of. She said no to me right before she said it to you so its like her second word I guess?" Fury cursed under his breath. Why would a toddler be so cute, but so powerful. "Romanoff you can stay with your daughter, but teach her to say some other stuff while you're at it." Fury said forcing back a smile.

PHEW. Another chapter done! Hope you enjoyed this little bit of fluff! Don't forget to comment and DM for requests!