Old friends{Currently being rewritten}

Chapter 1

It was a peaceful morning. Birds were chirping , children and parents were talking and being happy with their lives,banshees screech's could be heard scolding a blonde ah yesh the normal.

"Baka you're late",Sakura yelled hitting me in the head. "Gomen I broke my alarm Sakura-chan",I  grinned scratching the back of his head. Sakura rolled her eyes going to sasuke wanting to get his attention. Suddenly a wild Kakashi appeared.
"You're late",me and Sakura yelled. "I was lost on the path of life but I had to take a different route because of a gang of black cats ahead of me",Kakashi smiled.

"Liar",Sakura and I screamed. These excuses are getting lamer and lamer. I know karuma I know. "Well all of you meet me at the hokage's tower",Kakashi said before disappearing. "Sasuke-kun will you walk with me",Sakura asked rubbing herself on Sasuke. "Hn(screw off)",Sasuke said as he walked. Being the Ignorant pinky she is she thought it was a yes.

I simply shook my head and began to walk down a different path. I wonder what we're doing today. Maybe another D-rank mission. I just want at least a C-rank. I guess that day will be in a long time.

As I made it to the hokage's tower I saw Sakura and Sasuke waiting on me. "You took long enough",Sasuke said as we walked in. "Shut it teme",I said. We walked into the office and saw everyone there sitting in chairs. What is this an intervention. "Oi Jiji what's up",I yelled. "Baka shut up and that's just disrespectful to the hokage",Sakura screeched. "Both if you shut up",Sasuke said. I rolled my eyes while Sakura blushed.

I will not let my little brother settle for her. "Ahem now as I was saying Naruto has something to share with us",Sarutobi-Jiji said. "I do",I asked. "He does",everyone asked. "Yes you do",he said. "No I don't",I protested.

"Yes you do"

"No I don't"

"Yes you do"

"No I don't"

"Yes you do"

"No I don't"

"No you don't"

"Yes I do"
"-Wait"

"Now what do you have to share",Jiji grinned. "I won't you have to make me",I said folding my arms. Kakashi walked over to me and brushed a feather under my nose making me sneeze and releasing my henge.

My appearance changed immediately. I was now 5"8 and my hair was in a messy bun,instead of my usual jumpsuit I was wearing a black shirt with red,orange and yellow flames at the bottom. My jacket was black with the words (Captain and under it kitsune). And my shoes were just black and white sneakers.

"Nani",Everyone except for Jiji and Kakashi. "Where'd you get that feather from",I asked as I sneezed again. He shrugged then pulled out one of his
Perverted books and giggled.

I coughed awkwardly before looking at my friends. "Hello",I smiled scratching the back of my head awkwardly. "That's Naruto",Sakura yelled . "Yep the one and only",I said. "You're so cool like Sasuke I'd go on a date with you",Sakura said twirling her hair around. I rolled my eyes and looked over to Kakashi.

Everyone stayed silent for a bit before Kakashi started to talking. "Naruto he's an Anbu he's been undercover and way hung over Sasuke for a friend",Kakashi said. "Watching sasuke-kun",sakura asked confused. "Who's the friend",Ino asked. "Itachi",Sasuke said narrowing his eyes. "Sasuke stop with the emo stuff I thought you would be past that phase",I said with one hand on my hip.

"He murdered our clan"

"Sasuke he didn't do it on purpose it was an order"

"Our parents- wait what"

"He was ordered to kill them"

"He was?"

"Alright this is a family moment Sasuke come here"

~one good explanation later~

"So you don't have a good reason to kill him you should be trying to get him back here",I smiled. For the first time in forever Sasuke actually smiled and it wasn't a godamn smirk. "So wait Naruto know Sasuke's brother",Sakura asked.

"Yes they were close friends",Oldman Sarutobi said. I honestly wish they didn't mention his name. That caused Sasuke to have a bit of memories about the times he walked in one something between me and Itachi.

We all looked over to Sasuke who was glaring daggers at me then they looked at me. I just scratched the back of my head and chuckled nervously.

"You slept with him"he said making his glare more intense.

"NANI",everyone yelled with a tiny blush on their face.

"Friends sleep with each other sometimes it's normal",I said.

"I'm not talking about that type of sleeping",he said with his arms crossed.

"Well I never did "that" they of sleeping with him before",I protested.

"You did I even walked in before"

"I have no idea what you're talking about we were fighting"
"Interesting fight"

"Very sexual fighting",Kakashi said looking up from his book.

"Not helping kaka-baka"

"Can you not continue"

"But whatever we were fighting"

"I know that didn't look like fighting"

~Mini flashback~
"Nii-san",came a cheery voice down the hallway. There wasn't an answer so Sasuke waddled his ass down the hall way to his brother's room. "The door's lock",he mumbled softly to himself. Suddenly the duckling had a great an idea.

He came back with a fork and twisted the lock open. He grinned then burst open the door to a scaring scene.

It was his brother on top of his so called friend "fighting" shirtless. "Sasuke wait",Itachi said as him and Naruto sat up with red faces.

"Mom Itachi and Naruto-Nii are fighting",Sasuke cried as he grabbed onto his mother's legs. Mikito's face went red before returning to its natural color. "They're only play fighting Sasuke",Mikito said picking up her son. "Really",Sasuke sniffled. "Yeah now go tell them hurry up and go get your father for dinner",she said setting him down. "Alright",he cheered running down the hall into his brother's room.

Soon he got them both up and next went to get his father. "Nice cover up",Naruto said to Mikito as he walked inside the kitchen with Itachi. "Next time you're on your own",Mikito said smacking both of them on the back of the head with a wooden spoon. "Alright alright we get it",Itachi said as he and Naruto rubbed the back of their heads.
~end of flashback~

"That was one time we just came back from a mission then after that we went out drinking Kakashi was there",I said. "I  remember you guys didn't have a mission that day there was a day off",Sasuke said. "Geez you children have such great memory",I complimented.

"Th-wait I'm supposed to be mad at you",Sasuke grumbled. "You know Sasuke you're always grumpy do you wanna know why",I said. "Is it because I'm an Uchiha",he asked rolling his eyes. "No you skip your naps that makes you cranky",I said walking over to Sasuke and picking him up.

"Put me down",he growled. "No I'm gonna go give you a nap so you'll stop being such an emo",I said walking to the door with the squirming Sasuke. "Okay Sasuke's gonna need about 1 or 2 hours of sleep so don't bother him",I said before waking out of the door.

"D-does that count as kidnapping"

                                "Wat"