onion boy is now homeless and eats rats for dinner. one day he heard of this new thing called the novel coronavirus, he was so hungry and thought it was a new Italian cake.
he stole an airport ticket he saw near the trash which just happened to be to Italy. the next day he went to the airport and got kicked by some kid (which I ate later)
Greg is now in Italy and got into a bakery and asked about the cake, he later got laughed at by another kid (which I ate later)
suddenly the door is kicked open
"WHAT" said onion boy. he just happened to catch a flu from another person and who kicked the door just happened to be a rat that's also a doctor and who found a cure for the plauge
he took onision w him to the hospital to get tested
YOU ARE READING
onision gets his Patreon deleted then works at mcdonalds then becomes a bird
Non-Fictionself explanatory also this is a true story that unraveled before my eyes -fireman sam
