Jack: Shannon?
Shannon: What?
Jack: What part of Arkansas are you from?
Shannon: I'm from Michigan.
Jack: Okay, what part of Michigan are you from?
Shannon: Kalamazoo.
Jack: Okay. Detroit is the capital of Michigan.
Shannon: No, it's Lansing!
Jack: Oh.
Shannon: You must be not bright at Geography, huh? I feel sorry for you, but then again, I don't.
Jack: Michigan is in the Midwest, right?
Shannon: Yes! You should know that!
Jack: What are the states that border Michigan?
Shannon: Oy! Ohio, Indiana, and Wisconsin!
Me: Study your Geography, Jack!
HermioneGranger5117: He's such a dimwit!
countrystronggirl: I second that!
LittleRedConverse23: Yep!
Jack: Aren't you supposed to be moving to North Carolina?
LittleRedConverse23: Yeah? Why, you want to visit me?
Jack: Sure!
LittleRedConverse23: You wish, loser!
Jack: Biden won North Carolina!
Samuel: That's South Carolina, moron!
Jack: *Homer Simpson style* Doh!
This story was written on Wednesday, March 4th, 2020.
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