Shithoes
professionalnopants: Chanyeol what the fuck
tree: what
professionalnopants: why's my dildo on the wall
tree: 🤷♀️
jabmyeon: this is a holy chat
jabmyeon: no dildo talk
tollhun: what's a dildo
chentai: Sehun, no-
professionalnopants: it's a rubber dick
tollhun: oh
jabmyeon: Istg
ticklemejin: guys
jongping: WHERE'S MY HUSBAND
chentai: he's dead
tree: -inside
tapdance: I'm right here
jongping: OMG MY BABY
jongping: IS THE MILITARY OKAY
jongping: IT'S NOT STRESSFUL RIGHT
tapdance: I'm fine, Jongin
jongping: OKAY, EAT WELL BABY
tapdance: I will
tapdance: goodnight
jongping: GOODNIGHT BYE 🥺
tapdance has went offline!
jabmyeon: y'all so cheesy to the point that it's disgusting
professionalnopants: your just jealous bc your Chinese boyfriend is missing
tree: you're*
professionalnopants: shut up babe
tree: 🤷♀️
ticklemejin: Guys
jabmyeon: he's not my boyfriend
chentai: yet
tollhun: what's a boyfriend
jongping: Kyungsoo is my boyfriend
tree: Baekhyun is my boyfriend
chentai: Minseok is my boyfriend
professionalnopants: Yixing is Junmyeon's boyfriend
jabmyeon: he's not my boyfriend
jongping: yet
ticklemejin: GUys
tollhun: so like a kissing buddy?
professionalnopants: yes
professionalnopants: and more
chentai: omg no stop he can't know these things yet
jabmyeon: ^
tree: ^^
jongping: ^^^
professionalnopants: fine 😔✊
tollhun: ?
professionalnopants: you'll learn soon enough ;)
jabmyeon: my child is not getting sex ed from you, Baek
professionalnopants: you suck ass
jabmyeon: I'm a bottom
professionalnopants: dick*
tree: speaking of Minseok-
ticklemejin: YOU FUCKWADS
ticklemejin: LISTEN TO ME
tollhun: Hyung is mad
ticklemejin: very 😤
jabmyeon: Hey Seokjin
ticklemejin: bitch stfu
ticklemejin: I need your help
professionalnopants: I'm always here to help ;)
ticklemejin: ew, I have a boyfriend
tree: must be fucking insane to date you 💅
ticklemejin: I made him and my children mad at me and I don't know what to do
chentai: you make everyone mad 🤷♀️
jongping: you have kids?
ticklemejin: this is serious
ticklemejin: I really don't know what to do
jongping: why are you asking me
jongping: I'm dead dumb
tree: so don't say anything, headass
jabmyeon: Okay guys, let's be quiet and let Seokjin explain
(A long explanation later)
ticklemejin: And so they thought I was abandoning them for you guys
jabmyeon: you got yourself into a big mess there 💀
jongping: do you want us to talk to them?
professionalnopants: I need to apologize in person
professionalnopants: I kinda started this, huh
tree: yh babes
professionalnopants: 🗿
ticklemejin: yeah, it would be great if you could help me apologize
ticklemejin: thanks guys 🥺
jabmyeon: anytime :)
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