your pov
I woke up with a headache.
"damn I know I really shouldn't have stayed up untill 3 am watching nagito fingers in his ass comp-"
I mean what??
wait.
what day is it today??
I SWEAR T O GOD IF WE TIMESKIPPED TO THE UA ENTRANCE EXAM IM GONNA LOOSE IT-
~time skip to the UA Entrance exam~
ok ok we aren't going to question how I magically got changed and somehow made it to UA for testing???? I swear to god. just don't think about it just don't think about it-
"hey y/n!!!"
I turn, as i slowly watch izuku fall,,, and not fall ??
"hey, are you okay?" a cute brunette asks izuku.
OH MY GOD SHES SO CUTE WTF I WANNA HUG HER PLEASE-
i watch him stutter until she says good luck, and leaves.
"I just talked to a girl!!"
....
"ok, so im just chopped liver huh? fine, I guess ill just be a guy, can I get an F in the chat readers?"
"wh-what? readers?? become a guy?? huh ??"
"dont question it."
i whip out a mf teal potion and chug that shit.
POOF
im a guy.
fuck yeah, penis privileges
IM KIDDING I WOULDNT
unless (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
nah nah.
I revert back.
"well, that was fun while it lasted. hey izu-"
???
damn. I'm alone again. ;-;
better head back inside I guess.
(btw we don't give a fuck about bakugou in this scene owo, my book my rules uwu)
I hop inside and sit down.
you know what?? its nap time. I don't actually care if Iida has a stick up his ass or not. gn.
HEY EXAMINE NUMBER 420, STAY AWAKE!!
I growl. just to fucking spite him, I make earplugs and put them in. OH SHIT WAIT THWT REMINDS ME HOL UP!!
brb, i gotta make a potion w a quirk or some shit... hhhhhhhh
telekinesis?
ight that works, mama midoriya knockoff :(
"ill just sleep before the timeskip happens again."
~timeskip to you literally just fuckin destroying robots man idk, congrats u get in, all might congratulates u, yada yada.~
but of course, u being the dumbass you are, decide, hey, let's stay up all night laughing at danganronpa memes because you have absolutely no life and probably should be allowed to vote when your older, as your entire brain is literally filled with vines, anime memes, and how to stab someone with a plastic fork to kill them (a tutorial).
but hey, who am I to judge, that's literally me man.
anyways.
you wake up at 7:30 due to your alarm clock set to Nagitoes to laugh, (IF YOU DONT PLAY OR WATCH DR PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOOK UP NAGITOS LAUGH IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME) and you hop(e) out of bed. g,,m...
ight.
UA time it is.
so anyways theoretically if I take a plastic fork and shove it down my throat I couldn't talk and i wouldn't have to put up with the bs that ill be facing today. in this ted talk, I will-
hm.
do you think bakugou will let me measure his titties??
i saw a post where he like.. has bigger titties than mount lady.
anyways.
lemme just put on my UA outfit and do the dash.
~time skip to UA because author cannot write and literally refuses to rewrite the canon plot because everyone (by everyone I mean the 2 consecutive readers) has watched bnha at least once in their life~
"ight, lets get into this bitch." I mutter, standing in front of this big ass school, with emo boy by Ayesha Erotica blasting loudly in my ears. wow, this is so calling for a cliche moment, I wonder who it will be-
someone bumps into me.
offuckingcourse- whichoneofumotherfuckersdidthisisweartogod-
and of course, like any other cliche plot, my headphones fall out, with the lyrics, CMON FUCK ME EMO BOY, playing loudly.
and of course, the one who I run into is shinsou.
THE EMO BOY.
ight ok lets fix this.
"hhhh sorry??"
he blinks.
he blinks again.
and he just... walks away??
huh. ok that couldve gone worse, anyways.
headphones back in.
class 1-A, class 1-A, class 1-A, class 1-A, where art thou class 1-A, AHA!
found u.
I open the door, and of course, I just have to step over a giant yellow sleeping bag. cliche.
as much as I adore everyone in this room rn, I do not want to deal with people with the quirk test coming up.
I find a seat near the back and put my head down. plsplsplsplspls dont interact rn pls..
"Y/N!!!"
"y/n."
"spare some coochie ma'am??"
fuck.
oh ok hh that's one chapter ig?? I swear im so bad at writing a die a little inside every time I try and type something out. someone end me rn.
anyways!!
gimme suggestions!! i take any! love interests, possible body features, interactions, one-shots, you name it! comment pls :D
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Fanfictionwhat if, due to gods mistake, you were pronounced dead on earth? to make up for this, god decided to give you, the reader, a choice. you decide to go to my hero academia and get an op quirk. you have the ability to make any sort of potion at will. w...
