Dumb Fuckery written by: Fifty Shades of Ren and Goth Hoe

The Basement

*slowly moves to the music, arching my back as i throw my ass in a circle*

*i notice her ass gyrotating closer to me as I grasp her by the hips guiding her with my strong stone pelvis.*

*i slowly grind my public bush against your legs, a few hairs fall off, i pick them up and eat them, licking my lips* a tasty snack

*i notice her impromptu snack time and smirk.* "let's take this somewhere private honeybuns" *i wink and guide her to a downstairs room*

*i giggle, tucking my pubes back into my pants, tripping over my feet, falling down the stairs, moaning as i look up at you from the bottom of the stairs* fuck me like the vegtable i am daddy

Whatever you say honeybuns. *i reach into her pants untucking the pubes as slap her stomach growling as a soft moan escapes her mouth*

* i whimper softly, looking up at you, my leg bent the wrong way behind my back* atleast im flexible *i say as i reach up, shoving my hand into your pants, pulling out your tampon, shoving it my mouth* thanks I was dehydrated

*the sight of my own blood leaking from her lips turns me on and I reveal my biggest secret* I'm actually a vampire *i scream like a pterodactyl as I sink my fangs into her smooth, sexy, sweaty shoulder*

*i moan loudly, my head falling back and rolling onto the floor. i gasp, picking it up, you say no, looking down at me* another hole to fuck princess, leave it *i grin, leaving my decapitated head off*

*i pull down my pants revealing not only one but four thick cocks each varying in size and girth.* one for each hole *i exclaim as all four of my dicks enter her mouth, freshly chopped neck, sopping wet cunt and tight tiny asshole* shit you feel so good on my cocks.

*i whimper softly, blood now gushing from my holes* its okay, more lube *i say as i make eye contact with the jar jar life statue, i whimper loudly* i need that in me, please daddy. i want jar jar to rip my asshole

*suddenly I cast a spell because I happen to also be queen of the fae. The jar jar statue comes to life and enters her asshole. Going a different much slower pace as I begin to speed up* you like that don't you princess honeybuns

yes senpai, i love jar jar in my asshole *i whimper, my eye ball drops out of my head, rolling away and onto the floor. i groan, arching my back as i open my eye socket, you gasp, growing another penis as you slowly insert it into my eye socket*

*by this time I had 5 throbbing cocks pumping into her faster and faster. Without thinking I yelled* wingardium leviosa *and we suddenly begin to float in the air mid intercourse there's nothing that could make us more intimate...........or so I thought*

*by this time I had fallen from the sky my back hitting the ground my cocks growing in length as to not break the connection suddenly they morphed into tentacles. I watched in enjoyment as jar jar and I relentlessly fuck her*

*i quiver, as i dip my finger into my own shit, lifting it up to drag it across your forehead, smiling softly* simba

M-m-my-mufasa *i growl as the tentacles become far more girthy with each stroke. Suddenly out of utter impulse I scratch her face with my fairy wings*

*i whimper loudly, live moths crawling out of my skin, they start singing and join in, climbing into your asshole, making their home and raising their young*

*suddenly I grow close to climax and once I have reached that ultimate stage of undeniable bliss the magic of friendship radiates from my body. You mean the whole time I've just been Princess Twilight Sparkle. I open my mouth and put trots rarity, rainbow dash and spike followed by the hordes of hell. They begin to rage war on my sexual companion*

*suddenly my coochie bursts into flames, burning you from the outside in, you are now burnt horribly on the ground, i lock eyes with you* its over, i have the high ground *i moan loudly, squirting class from my 5 vaginas*

*i yelp in pain* YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY MOTHER FUCKING POWER.......I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*sun beams begin to radiate from my pussy*

Today is the end of the Republic. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the First Order and will remember this as the last day of the Republic! FIRE! *SUDDENLY WE HAVE MORPHED INTO ONE PERSON AND NOW USING ALL OF MY IMMORTALITY AS A VAMPIRE WE BECOME PALPATINE* I AM ALL THE SITH AND I AM ALL THE JEDI.......BEN I LOVE YOU

*we groom a tiny child from birth, take him off of his planet, promise him we can save his wife, tell him he killer her, tell him the story of darth plagueis the wise. we let him think he killed his wife, causing him to lash out, not like its our fault this was our plan all along*

Rey you've been waiting your whole life for this*i exclaim as our child consumes our bodies whole unhinging their jaw(they them pronouns) as they work* finally the sweet release of death it's finally all over for me *your child and former lover watch as you have ascended from your final form of palpatine to the eternal form of ahsoka tano I smile down at them our grand plan finally in motion.* I AM NO JEDI. *all of my forms stand holding hands looking down upon the infinite universe and we carved ourselves into the stars cause now I am apart of the constellations* (This post is sponsored by Lucas films)

*i come back to life, i stand in the hallway, i see darth maul, my pussy instantly is wet, he comes over to me, licking his lips, he smiles at me. he leans down to my pussy, pushing me back, pressing one of his horns into my waiting hole*

annndddd

scene

*bows*

thank you

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I hope you all enjoyed that

I will be accepting the Oscar later this week

If y'all enjoyed that just wait until I write real smut- a threat by Fifty Shades of Ren