Well that's just rude, Zoro just told us to buzz off, he is just mad he has a grass patch for a haircut!
Then a little girl appeared on a ladder next to us
Little Girl: Shhhhhhhh
she then used a rope to get down as she jogged towards Zoro
Koby: AHHH LUFFY (Y) STOP HERE, SHE'S GONNA DIE!
Y: Please stop yelling in my ear Kid
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the young lass approaches Zoro, and he surprisingly responds with a calm
Zoro: What
Little girl: I thought you were hungry so I made you some rice balls!
awwww how sweet, but Zoro tried his normal "I'm a stone cold bounty hunter act, look at my cool bandanna" but she ignored it and insisted he eats, and her adorable attitude broke his stone cold demeaner.....are we sure he isn't a lolicon?
then some REALLY ugly dude and his marine escort arrive
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Weirdo: It's not nice to pick on children Roronoa Zoro, you seem in better health then I thought
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Luffy: who is this Weirdo
Koby: Thank god, he's with the Navy, so he'll protect that little girl
Y: why do I think you just jinxed everything -_-
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he then swiped on of the rice balls and ate it before screaming how she used sugar instead of salt, he then proceeded to slap it out of her hand and stomp on it, as she cried
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Koby: H-how mean
Y: I told you, you would jinx us, now she crying
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Little girl: I-I worked so hard
Weirdo/Asshole: didn't you know brat *pulls out a piece of paper* anyone who helps criminals get executed by Navy Captain Morgan
the little girl looks terrified
Weirdo/Asshole: heh looks like even little kids know how scary my dad is
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Koby: that's Morgan's son!
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Weirdo/Asshole: *Points to one of the Marines* you throw her out
