As you asked for totallynotSebastian
-inhales-
The intro plays as normal, but it's instead written in blood. The eddisode begins with Edd, Matt, and Tom in the living room. Edd and Matt are watching TV while Tom reads a book called "How to Pretend You're Reading". On TV, the first thing they watch briefly is the news, which shows Patryck, Paul, and a silhouetted figure fighting off zombies with guns. They change the channel to a commercial for bacon cola. After that, they change the channel to the news again, this time showing an aerial view of the zombie outbreak. The camera cuts to Edd, who has a bored face.)
Edd: (sighs) Boring.
(Edd changes the channel again to show the TARDIS in space, a nod at Doctor Who. He changes the channel yet again to a news reporter.)
News Anchor: Carol, what are your thoughts on the zombie apocalypse?
(The TV moves to show that Carol is a zombie.)
News Anchor: That's right, Caro-AAAAHHH!
(Carol bites the news reporter, knocking him over. Edd gasps, causing everyone to look at him.)
Edd: Did you see that?!
Tom: See what?
Edd: I just changed the channel with my tongue!
(Edd changes the channel with his tongue.)
Tom: You're an idiot.
Edd: You're an idiot!
(A commercial for ASDF Land catches everyone's attention.)
TV: Hey, are you bored?
Edd: Yes.
TV: Well, come on down to ASDF Land!
Edd: Why?
TV: We've got exciting rides!
Edd: So?
TV: Stop interrupting me!
(The TV comes into Edd's face, making a watchful hand motion. Edd puts his hands up in surprise.)
Edd: Heh-heh, (whispers) I'm sorry.
TV: So, if you're looking for a fantastic family day out full of fun, friendship, and F-adventure? Then get yourself down to ASDF Land, the best theme park in town!
(Edd turns off the TV.)
Edd: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
(The camera moves to Tom, who is deep in thought about the death of his father.)
Tom (in a flashback): Look out, that bear's got a gun!
