Vulgate Daemonibus inita (Demonic Bible)

Introduction

            When the fact that my parents were chirstians hit my ears, I turned away from them, 

knowing they would not support me, if the truth was out. The things people do against Satan, 

didn't really make sense, since Satan could do many more things than God, such as if gave your 

soul to Satan or another demon, they shall give you any desire you ask for. Fact is your so-called 

"God" can never help you with such things, therefore making him useless and a total lair to us 

humans. Sadly, people still believe in him and that crap he ́ 'promises" to them. Why suffer on 

earth hoping to be happy when you die? This new practice I'm offering you may be the most 

helpful religion you can find. Tricking us, making us hate Satan instead of trying to understand 

his ways is the most God can hope to spit out. But here the only true and rightful God is Satan. 

Full of lairs, haters and desperate humans, there is nothing good about Christainly. And plus the 

part about love? That's one big lie. In short Christainly does nothing to help you, and God only 

abandons you and leaves you to cry your heart out. Nothing worked, so why not trust Satan? If 

people could think about all the things Satan could grant them (at a price of course) isn't that a 

much better deal? Getting Satan on your side and having him grant you things would take time, 

and even thousands of tries, not to worry, Satan will accept you eventually.