Well FUCK. | DREAM SMP ONESHOTS

Take The Fucker Down | Jschlatt

(Y/n) POV
It was months after Christmas, and Mr Schlatt still hadn't taken down his Christmas tree. So I decided I need to tell him! I got up from the couch and walked into the bedroom only to hear from Jschlatt himself, "ㄒ卄卂ㄒ丂 几ㄖㄒ 几|匚乇, | 千ㄩ匚Ҝ|几ᘜ ㄥㄖᐯ乇 卄乇尺." That made me smile as I assumed he was talking about me. I could just barely read the chat from where I was but from the looks of it mostly everyone was spamming, "LOOK BEHIND YOU!" So naturally that's what he did, only to see his beautiful girlfriend looking back at him. "Well hello. What are you doing in this neck of the woods?" "Well I came to tell you to take down the tree." I said with a snort. "Well why would I do that?" "IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS ANYMORE, THAT WAS MONTHS AGO!" I yelled, laughing. "It's always Christmas here, if you got a problem you can leave." He said, also laughing.

"Listen I'm gonna sneak in here while your gone and take the fucker down."

"Don't you fucking dare, (y/n)!"

"I'm gonna! And that's a threat!"

"Ya know what? C'mere."

I walked over to Schlatt, as soon as I got over there he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me down into his lap making the entire chat spam "poggers." I squished his cheeks smiling before getting up and walking away, not before aiming a finger at the tree, of course.

End

I feel like that one wasn't as good.