𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 [𝗷𝘆𝗮𝘁𝘁]

three

june 29th, 2020.

finnlard added kitchensink, blackdaddy and +3 to 'losers🎈❤️'

sisterschnapped changed the name to 'stranger losers 🎈🥵'

noodlesuncooked: lmfao hi

gayzer: tf is schnapp doing here

sophthehoe: jack, calm down

sisterschnapped: i'm coming to the beach house whether you like it or not gayzer

kitchensink: calm down, noah

jermiah1:7: i can tell who are the mom friends in this gc anyway

thechosenone: stfu

joemama: stop fighting whores

finnlard: seriously guys, were going to be in a house for nearly three weeks together, we can't be arguing, we have to get along

blackdaddy: stop being mature

joemama: ok seriously listen to finn. i'm bringing maya to the beach house i'm sorry sofia

sophthehoe: it's sophia but ok

joemama added eaglenotahawke to the groupchat.

eaglenotahawke: okay guys, i'm maya and i'm coming to the beach house (if that's okay) and we have to get along. so me and joe will look after you guys.

gayzer: when did this happen

joemama: just now.

thechosenone: okay, well, i'll be good !!

kitchensink: me too !

sisterschnapped: i won't.

gayzer: i won't either.

lieberwhore: omg hi guys what is going on

olafsdick: srry i was listening to lil peep

lieberwhore: hey noah

sisterschnapped: hey jaejae :)

finnlard: confusion

olafsdick: k

eaglenotahawke: okay noah and jack if you don't get your love under control then this beach house isn't going to work out

kitchensink: wait maya we should get some ships together

eaglenotahawke: like which ones?

kitchensink: private message asf

joemama: add me n soph

thechosenone: add me n jer

sophthehoe: maybe perhaps

sisterschnapped: wHy the secrecy i wanna know!!

olafsdick: it's probably just fack or smthin

[fifteen minutes later]

sophthehoe: omg we have to make these ships cannon

finnlard: which ones ??

sophthehoe: cannot say

lieberwhore: soph is there a pool at the beach house ?

sophthehoe: yesss!! bring swimsuits guys !! and money! and clothes and pajamas and other shit you know the drill

noodlesuncooked: i acc can't wait !!

thechosenone: two more days !!

joemama: yass queens

kitchensink: gay

joemama: says you

sophthehoe: don't come attacking sadie now

lieberwhore: all gays have been attacked it's all g

finnlard: so like only five people in the groupchat

eaglenotahawke: nah more people on this gc are gay

noodlesuncooked: yeah they're just too scared to tell there feelings to the same sex so they cover up there gayness with heterosexualness and never act upon it until there forced out of there comfort zone

olafsdick: that was strangely deep and relatable.

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hi hi! i hope you guys are enjoying this book so far!! i'm gonna post another chapter today so :) have a nice day guys ! -lily <3