"What's up all you dead-heads? It's everybody's favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool, here! And boy do we have a story for all you great and lovable degenerates out there. Follow yours truly, Ghost Rider, Red Hulk, and Venom as we tag it up with som...
We cut to a large living room in a mansion as the fireplace is lit. In front of the fireplace lies a small table, and two recliners, and on one of those recliners is Deadpool in his suit while also in a pink rob while wearing fez. As of now he had a stuffed unicorn by his side as he was smoking from a pipe through his mask... somehow.
All of a sudden, Deadpool turns his head to see the readers as he looks on with a little bit of shock.
"Oh!... Well aren't you all early? Can't say I'm not surprised though, seeing as how I... was expecting to be surprised..... but ANYWAY! You all must be wondering why I'm at a fireplace and not kicking sweet rapist ass right about now? So to answer your question... we're not exactly ready yet, BUT we will be dropping some basic info on who gonna get it up with who, and boy.... do I pity the chicks who got Red Hulk, but I mean, who knows, maybe they're into that shit. I'm not one to judge. I jack off with this stuffed unicorn toy whenever I'm alone and need to relieve myself. But anyway, the author's gonna work a bit on those Red vs Blue info's as he also works on the stuff for us. Neither of our stories will get official chapters until the last three chapters of season 1 of Tokyo's Guardian Radio Demon is finished; something he's also working on. So until then, enjoy the future info chapters for us ahead and enjoy these funny little images down below. Chiao!" Deadpool says as he soon starts to look into the fireplace while singing a song.
"I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should have known better than to cheat a friend And waste a chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you."
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