Izaya: *Walks into room to Shizuo laying on the floor*
Izaya: *Sits on Shizuo's chest*
Izaya: I'm crushing you
Shizuo: You landed on me as lightly as a Sakura petal would land on the face of the main character in an anime.
Izaya: ..Are you calling me pretty?
Shizuo: No I'm calling you cliché, now fuck off-
