haha idiot you thought id be bound to regular rules no i am kanye i neva freeze
ok so this book was about the first time i was born so like i was 0 and i looked out of my moms chooch and i realized it was all downhill from here so at the age of 5 i was addicted to black tar heroine but my main man steve said i needed to try this thing called speed wait no he said it was acid lsd to be a scientific condensing
man child so after i arrived at the crack shack (oh yeah we have a crack shack we both tried beans for the first time in their) ok so now i grabbed the acid and had it in my left hand then decided that i should have it in my right hand because you know what they say (i dont know what they say) i miss obama.
so after i grabbed the tab of acid or was it a liquid you know you can never remember these things man every day i get into the door and the man says how much sofa and like what am i supposed to say like idk man your problem anyway back on track
CHAPTER 6
okey so after i grabbed the tub of acid i put it up the place where you inhale acid goes right and then
nothing.
nothing happened
it was almost like i fell off a tower and was just waiting for my impending doom
and you dont know what happens after its just all you can think is falling
CHAptEr 7
the walls started to become like electric fences and the floors had become wavy like a toad
there was a knock on the door
chaperter 9
it was the fuzz they found the crack den even though i used incognito to look up my favorite twitch streamers and donate the governments money i knew i should have used mozilla
chhapter 16
its all over im in the corner they have the building surrounded but then i remembered the toad. the toad i stole from jimmy kimbles house and never gave back i knew it had super powers so i look everywhere and i find it dead in a drawer "shit" i said so i shoved it up my ass thinking i would get superpowers but no i just got a larger rupture AND THEN OUT OF NO WHERE JIMMY FALON COMES OUT OF THE SKY AND SAYS "give me the ferrari so i can supprize kimmel" and then i woke up
the end
