the beans (side story)

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hello i have returned this is a side story to acid trip part 1
chapter 4
i miss kaney west brooks he touched me when i was 3 please dont cancel him though i signed a nda thingy so i cant sue him but i get money so its cool his music is garbage like seriously like who thinks rap is good god damn obama definitely had a romantic relationship whith michelel obama dont hold me accountable for that though
chapter 1
the beans are a magical source of power after i got over my black tar heroine addiction at the age of 7 im in queue for a match of tf2 its so damn long who cares i bought stock in bing and yahoo and does that give my wife the right to take the kids away no. so how the fuck do ppl jack off to words like damn bro Helvetica bold looking on point like i understand kink shaming is illegal but shit man
chapter 3 im black now
i lied im not black but if you buy a African child its seen as a good deed so what if i go all the way to my ugandan routes, still queued in the tf2 lobby btw fix your game supreme
yeah like bruh deadass jake paul homo flow song is a bop like i rate 2/10 not death grips
that was my Anthony fantano impression
i wonder if theirs anthony fantano porn
shit
i hate the internet now
oh shit tf2 mach done queueing ok now imma slay ass

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