Hey, this is another conversation I had with Britt. (Actually were talking about this right now and I've decided to put it on here while I wait for a response) lol. We always joke about sending each other to mental hospitals so here you go! Hope you enjoy!!! 😊
Britt: You were so close to guessing it right. 😁
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Britt: Do you need life support?
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Britt: Ok. (Calls. 10min later) They said a mental hospital is perfect for you.
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH
Britt: Just a small fee of $1,400.
Me: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡
Britt: Then you have to go to the one in Detroit.
Me: No 😥 I refuse this crap
Britt: Yeah I am good. Hahaha
Me: BUT I NEED HELP
Britt: I am your help, I am your therapist and Dr. Bob
Me:HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Foxy scream)
Britt: Tell me your problems. (Says with straight face)
Me: (holds back tears) People say I'm crazy....But I'm not! I'm really not! How can I convince them I'm not? (Lets out a few tears)
Britt: Hun....all you gotta do is take this fish (pulls fish out from behind desk and hands it to you) and slap people that think your crazy....or put it in there locker till it starts to smell.....Any other problems?
Me: (wipes away tears and takes fish) thank you so much!!! Do you know where I can get more fish???
Britt: Just come here and it's free of charge. Any other problems you would like to talk about......???
Me: I'll take 10 more fish please.
Britt: (Hands you small cooler) Here you go.............Any other things you want or need to talk about?
Me: (smiles evily and takes out fish) Just one more thing..........😎
Britt: Ma'am, I am gonna have to ask you to put the fish down..........
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Raises fish and slaps you repeatedly)
Britt: (Pulls out a live catfish and does the same to you)
Me: (chucks small cooler at your face and grabs all the fish I can grab)
Britt: Well, bye......glad I can help.
Me: (Hugs fish and let's out a single tear before running away and never coming back)
I IS GOTS NO SCHOOLS TOMORROWS. NEITHER DOES BRITT. YEEEEEEESSSSHHHHHHH
