"Kusuo, there is no salt at home anymore, can you go out to buy some for me?"
[So, this is why I am here now.]
Saiki stood in front of the supermarket door expressionlessly, with a handwritten note sticking on the closed shutter door.
[The owner's wife ran away from home again and is currently pursuing her, so today the store is closed ahead of time - smiley face]
[What do they mean with ran away 'again'?]
[Why do you sound so happy that the wife has run away from home?]
[And since it's a hand-written note, draw the smiley properly.]
With a sigh, Saiki used [clairvoyance] to find a supermarket nearby.
[I remember that the supermarket over at the school is usually closed late... Found it.]
It seems that the school's supermarket is still open for some time and since his teleportation is still on cool down. Saiki decides to walk over.
However, while passing the park...
[Really, you dumb caretaker! I already said that I will not eat this kind of high-calorie fish since I'm currently trying to lose weight!]
A sweet voice could be heard, like that of a cute six or seven years old girl.
[?]
Saiki turned to look at the source.
"What's going on, why won't you eat today, didn't you like it yesterday..." A man squatted on the ground, tempting the little master in front of him with the dried fish in his hand.
[Ah~ All humans really are the same, all of them really don't listen to others at all!]
The shiny and fluffy fur gives off a healthy atmosphere. The scar on the bridge of the nose looks fierce, the fangs in the mouth are looming and strong muscles can be seen to show obvious muscle lines.
[Hey! Stinky rogue over there! Don't stare at people like that!]
The black cat snarled at Saiki and the hair on his tail exploded, showing an attacking gesture.
'...No, I just didn't expect a cat with such a voice to be so...robust.'
Saiki pushed his glasses.
[Meow? Human, do you understand what I am saying?]
The black cat was a little surprised and forgot about the posture he had just put on.
'...Well, kind of.'
Afterward, Saiki realized he got himself in trouble.
[Human, tell this stupid caretaker that I don't want this kind of high-fat fish!]
The black cat shook its tail in excitement.
'I refuse.'
[Huh? why? How can you have the heart to refuse such a lovely cat?]
'...It's quite unbearable with the contrast of your voice and appearance.'
[What?!...] The black cat was hurt and his ears dropped.
"Hey, boy.", The middle-aged man who hadn't said a word suddenly said, "You understand what he's saying."
'Sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about.', Saiki denied it without hesitation.
"...Do you think of me as an idiot?"
'No, I just really don't understand.'
"Well, forget it, I'll ask you a couple of questions.", The middle-aged man stood up, a long piece of cloth wrapped around his neck like a scarf, some stubble on his chin, messy hair, and a pair of bloodshot eyes. He looked a little worn out, but still clean.
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The Disastrous Life Of The Hero Saiki K [My Hero Academia X Saiki K Fanfiction]
FanfictionBecause of unknown reasons, the overpowered Kusuo Saiki suddenly appeared in a world that has people with supernatural abilities called quirks. Saiki: Today, I am also on my way to becoming an ordinary person. [It should be okay to use a little bit...