OH MY GOD! Fick Wick is nearly over! Thank god! Its 12:00 at night for me while I am writing this. Normaly I dont leave writing chapters this late but it wasnt my plan. At like 4:00 I had finished my part, but Wattpad, STUUDPID WATTPAD, DELEATED MY PART! So now im here at 12:00 writing this. I am going to start a schedule after Fick Wick is finished, but for now I need to write this sh*t.
Lazarbeam's POV
Prison guard: Strip.
Lazarbeam: Excuse me?
Prison guard: I said strip!
Lazarbeam: Fine!
As Lazarbeam began to strip, he relised a problem. He had an erection! How was he meant to strip now!? He decided the best plan of attack was to face his ass towards him.
Prison guard: Im going to check your ass for any drugs. *Inserts hand into Lazarbeam's ass*
Lazarbeam: *Softly* Uhhh.
Prison guard: Im going to need you to turn around.
Lazarbeam: I dont think that's such a good idea sir.
Prison guard: Turn. AROUND.
Lazarbeam: Okay okay. Just be warned.
Prison guard: Holy sh*t! Thats one monstrous d*ck! Lets just say that prison life is not easy. It wont ever be, but it can be a HELL of a lot easier. Having a guard on your side can really help you out. Just let me give it a bit of a tickle.
Lazarbeam: Im not sure that this is a good idea sir.
Prison guard: Oh yes it is!
Freshes POV
20 minutes later Fresh had made it past security, and was waiting for Lazarbeam in the cafateria.
BOOM. The cafateria door opened with Lazarbeam standing beside a guard and three prisoners in handcuffs.
Prison guard: This prsoner here, Lannan Eatcock,
Lazarbeam: *In a whisper* It's Eccot sir.
Prison guard: I mean Lannan Eccot, just stopped three other prisoners from breaking out. He deserves some KFC!
Fresh: Lannan!
Lazarbeam: *In a whipser* Sir, can you say that Harley Campbell should also deverve it?
Prison guard: Lannan also demads that Harley Campbell deserves KFC!
Warden: That can not be allowed!
Lazarbeam and Fresh: KFC! KFC! KFC!
Well thats going to be the end of this part, but before I go to bed, I need to vent. Just recently, I managed to get my self a strike from Wattpad! They wisley decided to NOT tell me what got me the strike, other than "its agains the community guidelines". Like no sh*t! What else would have given me the strike. I can only assume that the strike was given because of the two chapters that I wrote about paedophilia. I probably just took it too far, but just tell me what went too far so that I wount donit again. COME ON WATTPAD.
Anyway, basically I am ⅓ if the way to getting my whole account deleated, so lets hope this wont happen.
Ima head out. Go follow thesmallpeoplesociety and check out his story (link in my bio) Go follow xlena_quinn23x (one of my followers. Shouldnt be too hard to find) and check out my discord for early acces on parts of my story and exclusive parts (also link in my bio) Thanks!
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LazaFresh
FanfictionLannan (Lazarbeam) and Harley (MrFreshAsian) break up with their girlfriends and slowly discover their true feeling for each other, and start experimenting with boys for the first time. Will they have a happily ever after? Join Crayator, Lazarbeam...
