Bennomi oneshots

8 (Camdon)

Jordan's pov:

I grinned to myself as we all decided to go to the Mad Hatter for lunch. I love that place. Or more like I love a certain waiter there.

Yeah, I have a bit of a crush on Cameron. He's just adorable, though. I can't help it.

"I know we're getting food, but you seem way more excited than usual," Naomi turned around in her seat and raised an eyebrow at me.

"He has a crush on-" I covered the Hulks mouth, shutting him up.

"Who does he have a crush on?" Bennett asked from the front. Suddenly, I felt my hand become wet.

"Ewwww!! Ew, ew, ew!" I wiped Declan's spit on his top, to which he just rolled his eyes at me. "Naomi, have you got any hand sanitizer before I die from his germs?!"

She chucked a little bottle at my head, barely missing it. "There you go, Drama Queen."

"Hey!" I whined, before opening the bottle and using almost half of the bottle on my hands. What? We don't know where Declan sticks his tongue. He might do some weird shit with Bennett for all I know. Beclan will be a thing. Or maybe Bennomi. One of those. Just not Decomi. That's just... Ew.

"He has a crush on Cameron!" Declan blurted out, smirking at me.

"Well, you have a crush on Bennett," I crossed my arms and mirrored his smirk.

"Well, I'd rather date Abby than Declan," Bennett piped in bluntly, making me and Naomi laugh as Declan glared at the blue eyed boy through the mirror. I'm surprised it didn't crack from Declan's ugliness. "If my mirror breaks from your ugliness them you have to pay for it, Declan."

Me and Naomi laughed harder as Bennett insulted Declan, who flipped him off. Bents on a role. "Can you please stop insulting me?"

"Sure thing, Shrek," Declan was seething by now. "Or should I call you Donkey Kong? Either one will do."

"Fuck you, Bennett," Declan grumbled, looking out his window.

"No, jódete, Declan," Bent said in Spanish.

"Does someone care to translate?" I asked, unable to speak a word of Spanish.

"It means no, fuck you, Declan," Naomi translated. "Those Spanish lessons are coming in handy, aren't they, Bent?"

"Yep," he gave her a small smile, blushing slightly. Oh, my god! Bennett actually does have a crush on Naomi! Bennomi will happen.

The car stopped, so I instantly jumped out and ran into the Mad Hatter, excited to see Cameron. I found a table, taking the seat closest to me. The others followed in suit, but a lot more slowly than I had come in.

"Calm down, Jordie. All because you want to see your boyfriend doesn't mean you have to literally run in here," Declan rolled his eyes.

"All because you want to fuck Bennett doesn't mean you have to go and stick your dick in his cook books," I smiled as Bennett looked at him.

"If you touched my cook books, especially with that non-existent thing, then you will be dead. I'll make sure to chop your body up with one of my knives as you seem so obsessed with me cooking," Bennett growled out.

"I went nowhere near your fucking books," Declan growled back.

"That's because he can't read," I piped in.

"Shut up, Jordan," the brunette mumbled.

"Ah, look, my favourite customers," Cameron grinned, giving us a bow. "How may I be of service?"