Prologue: Willy gee whilikers

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It started out as a typical night out. Hanging out with friends, having fun, enjoying the embrace of lights all around me. We were at Dave and Busters, just playing arcade games, spending our allowances like nobodies business. But across the vast crowds of games and people, through that light I saw her; Shanell, the terror of the seven seas, that temptress that she is. I wasted not a second to sprint across the hall to grab dat ass, but something was in the way. Willy: otherwise known as STOLAS; COMMANDER OF 26 LEGIONS IN HELL was blocking my way. His feathery bird ass was gawking at me, doing his tribal mating dance which involved him swaying from side to side to Bachata classics such as Romeo Santos. I jumped up, cupped my hands, and channeled my energy.
"YAHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEE-SSSSSSSTUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEED!!!" I screamed as choked his feathery ass finishing him off with an RKO. Shanell was impressed, she glanced and walked towards me. "Hey baby, I saw how you fucked up STOLAS: COMMANDER OF 26 LEGIONS IN HELL", "Oh baby, you have no idea"
We then passionately kissed, me grabbing dat booty like I was choking STOLAS: COMMANDER OF 26 LEGIONS IN HELL, just a few minutes ago. My name is Ashley Gomez, and I'm out of the cabinet, and this is my story.

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