Mew: Half minutes ago? Why do you ask? i thought i fired you?
...But you hired me the second you fire me?
Mew:...i hope this little bud turns big
Stop changing the god damn subject!
Mew: What rights do you have to stop me from changing the damn subject!?
I AM THE ONE WHO IS DAMN WRITING FOR YOU
Mew: oh...i see....
[Mew used Amnesia on the writer!]
*sounds of watering can impact*
[Critical hit!]
OW!
Mew: HAHAAHA! YOU HAVE NO MATCH FOR MY POWER!
ATLEAST IM NOT THE ONE WHO LOST 69 MATCHES CONTINUOUSLY ON A FIGHTING GAME BY PRESSING JUST ONE BUTTON!
Mew: HEY! THAT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY!
Ash:They're going at it again...
Brock:For how long do we have to wait for them to finish their fight?
Clemont: Well...According to my ti-
Everyone except the writer and Mew: Shut up
Clemont: oh...
Paul: Hey Ash
Ash: Which Ash? Me or that ash? *Points at some Ashes*
Paul:... Y'know? im getting in the mood where we should do that 'Kill ash in 100 ways' again...
Brock: We Commiting murder again?
Ash: Alright Alright! chill! that was a joke! What do you want?
Paul: Go get your wife and shut the two of them up
Ash: Thats it?
Paul: And get me a gun too
Brock:Grab me a gun too
Drew: Me three
Clemont: Can i ge-
Everyone except the writer and Mew: SHUT UP
Clemont: ok ;-;
Ash: I guess ill go get em all!
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Ash: Here you go! * Proceeds to throw Serena to the floor*
*Thud*
Serena:Ouch! What was that for? I didn't do anyth-
Ash: *Throws a pile of guns at serena*
Serena: Ack! Hey stop it!
Paul: Nice haul,Slave
Ash: im not your slave...i got them where Mew decides to Make some weird things! I might get ptsd for it!
Paul: oh? and what else did you find there?
Ash: well....
[A Few Moments Ago]
Ash: Let's See... If i were Mew where would i hide weapons? *Looks around to see a door with a label 'Totally not Weapons room jk jk its MY room so don't go in it'*
Ash:... im guess Mew made this card? oh well... ill go grab the guns then
*Sound of door knocking*
Ash:...No people? i guess its time to do what i had been trained for...
*Sounds of heavy knocking*
Ash: FBI OPEN UP!
*Sounds of Someone kicking the door open*
Ash: OW! MY FOOT!
[Ash used 'Who cares about my hp anyways]
Ash: Just what is in here...
*Looks around to see Many stuff that are too hard to describe*
Ash:...i'll just go and grab the guns...
[Back to the present]
Paul: thats it? What a boring story
Brock: i kinda agree with paul...You didn't describe what you even saw there
Drew: Me too
Clemont: ...
Paul,Brock,Drew: SHUT UP CLEMONT
Clemont: I didn't even say anything!
Serena: Aaaaash! help me!
Ash: *proceeds to help serena but ends up tripping*
[Ash Fainted!] [Floor Recieved 911 exp!] [Floor leveled up to Level 99!] [Floor wants to learn 'Free will' but it doesn't have space to do so!] [Do you want to remove an existing move to replace with 'Free will'?] [Floor decided to not learn 'Free will'!] [You bastard!]
Paul : Nice job floor!
Brock: That hit was very powerful too!
Drew: Teach me your ways!
Serena: WILL YOU ALL STOP FIGHTING AND HELP ME ALREADY?!
...
Mew:...
Eh.. Sure *Proceeds to help serena But Slams her to the floor next to ash*
Mew: AND THEY'RE DOWN FOR A COUNT!
Paul: ONE!
Brock: TWO!
Drew: THREE!
*sounds of Bell Clinging*
Mew: And we have your winner!
HAHAHA! I WIN!
Mew: Now lets get back straight to the point!
*Speaker Starts*
''PLEASE PROCEED TO THE MEETING ROOM, I REPEAT PLEASE PROCEED TO THE MEETING ROOM''
Mew:Now we wait! *Bootups the T.v* Who wants to play Super Mess Bros?
Everyone in the room: Sure why not?
[A Few Moments Later]
May: So What do you even need us for?
Dawn: i thought the Crew is on the break for a while?
Mew: Well thats a lie! ...Wait... where's that random eevee that i brought in?!
May: Well... We thought it might be cute to dress it up but it kinda hide away from the two of us...
Mew: ...well that is what you get... anyways... all right mate! Do your job!
Aight cap'n
So we have Our first dare for the century! And its directed to Our fluffball as well!
Mew:ME!??!
Yes You silly dum dum! YOU will die!
Mew: BUT I HAVEN't COMPLETED MY RUN YET!
Star-dork Dares:
I dare all the hosts to be toddlers and for the others to do stuff with em
Hm... Im not a host after all! im just someone who writes for this lazy fluffball!
Ash:...But i don't see him?
eh?
Egg:...
huh... An egg...
Paul: Lets cook it then! im getting hungry anyways
Brock:Sure! i'll go and get my stuff
Drew: I'll help you!
Clemont: but what if the egg was m-
Everyone in the room: SHUT UP CLEMONT!
Clemont:... Why am i being bullied anyways?
You better make it Sunny side up brock
Brock: You bet i will!
Egg:...
[huh? The egg is hatching!] [...] [...] [...] [Congratulations! The egg Hatched into Mew!]
Mew: Mewwww~
Everyone in the room: ...
Clemont: i told you it wo-
*Sounds of newspaper rolls hitting someone*
Clemont : *Dead*
The Girls : Aww So cute~!
The boys except clemont: Oh ****
Mew: ???
Oh boy... Guess we'll get you back to your normal state next time...
The boys : Save the captain!
The girls : Lets go dress the mew up too!
Everyone except clemont and the writer: *Starts a War*
Uh lets see....
eboop6 Dares: I dare ash the tell Serena that she is a dumb silly pikachu
Ash: You were supposed to be in our side Serena!
Serena: But its so cute that its perfect for dressing up! You didn't even help me back then!
Ash: Well Your a dumb silly pikachu anyways!
Serena : *Offended*
Paul : Critical hit soldier! Push forward! save the captain at all costs! *Proceeds to fire the machine gun*
Brock:For the Captain! *Proceeds to fire the Assault Rifle to the girls*
Drew: For the Lord! *Proceeds to use the rpg*
Clemont: For the Nazis!
*Sounds of 50. cals being shot*
Clemont: *Dead Again*
God damnit! I just revived him!
Paul: Stop Healing him and help us comrade! *Suprised* SNIPERR! TAKE COVER!
Brock: *Hides near the wall*
Drew: *Flips the table and takes cover in it*
Paul: *hides in the makeshift shield table*
*Proceeds to use clemonts dead body as meatshield*
[The room is in chaos... Please stand by]
[Where the hell is Korrina Anyways?]
=Meanwhile=
Korrina : A nice vacation deserves a good celebration! Right lucario?
